I screwed a pig

[Applesauce]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SLOW ROASTING A CAT. DUH!

 

[gee]

You use milk chocolate, newb. And the mixture of savory and sweet is amazing,

okl,,,

Sweet + savory > *

Make the maple candy recipe I posted. Sweet/savory to the extreme.

 

[kiwi]

Thanks to this thread I am now eating Chocolate. Sadly I have no bacon to dip in it.

 

[Petunia]

Kiwi, u r useless!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Thanks to this thread I am now eating Chocolate. Sadly I have no bacon to dip in it.

I could fax you some.

 

[DoubleJ]

This thread delivered the LOLs

And also the tears. I am crying over here. A pin is stuck and I can't get it out.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Which pin? where?

Get a small ball-peen hammer and a punch
In a pinch, maybe a small nail

 

[DoubleJ]

I am getting apunch from work tomorrow. I tried a screw driver and a drill bit for a punch but it didn't work. It's the retaining pin for the planetary gear housing

 

[Applesauce]

Grinding deer meat this weekend with the grinder attachment on my wife's Kitchenaid and it stopped working. Crap. Now, I know what the problem is because I looked it up. All it is is a nylon worm gear that is DESIGNED to fail when the mixer has worked too hard so that it saves the rest of the motor. It's a 1 hour fix with a $5 part. That was beside the point. The fact that I didn't take care with one of her most prized posessions was the main issue. I appologized and promised to fix it within the week. Best I could do. I'm still in the doghouse though.

You could remedy this situation simply by purchasing a larger one thus automatically granting yourself permission to use it to mash your carcass and she could mix up 3 more dozen cookies at once.

win/win

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Pics, 'tard

 

[DoubleJ]

 

[Domon]

You could remedy this situation simply by purchasing a larger one thus automatically granting yourself permission to use it to mash your carcass and she could mix up 3 more dozen cookies at once.

win/win

30 dollars, and it will strengthen his beating off hand. Not everything has to be electric

 

[DoubleJ]

30 dollars, and it will strengthen his beating off hand. Not everything has to be electric

Not grinding 30lbs of burger through that

 

[Domon]

Not grinding 30lbs of burger through that

no wonder you cant catch an elk weakling

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Christfuck, have you ever cleaned that thing?

Have you tried getting pliers and pulling on it?

 

[DoubleJ]

Christfuck, have you ever cleaned that thing?

Have you tried getting pliers and pulling on it?

That's not mine. It's an internet pic to show you the pin. It's still in there flush. I couldn't move it so no, I can't get pliers on it

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Ahh

You're full on fucked, nothing has moved it?

 

[DoubleJ]

Haven't tried the punch yet. I read in 3 spots on the web that you REALLY need a punch to get it.

 

[kiwi]

I could fax you some.

Yes please.

 

[Duke]

Re: I screwed up big

doublej, does your wife know about the socks?

She laughs everytime I grab one after sex

So, not that cryptic insider commentary has been uttered, I think you need to elaborate on this.