I think i need to knock up my wife again

If I have kids I think I will only have two, just enough to replace Dan and I when we kick it. I have no idea whether I want children or not though. I'm not sure I want that kind of responsibility, but then again I do want the rewards. I'm not ready yet, that's for sure.
 
Thorn Bird said:
there's no book or rule or anything that says that everyone needs to have kids. i just don't get how people have to come up with a reason why they don't want kids. jesus. why don't we come up with the reasons why some like chocolate and some like vanilla? why can't people just not want something?
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Because it is society's responsibility and biological destiny to have kids. Having the desire to not have kids is in direct confliction with humanity and human goals. Therefore it takes explanation as to why someone would want to deny their "purpose" in life.
 
dbzeag said:
Because it is society's responsibility and biological destiny to have kids. Having the desire to not have kids is in direct confliction with humanity and human goals. Therefore it takes explanation as to why someone would want to deny their "purpose" in life.
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Kinda like being gay.
 
buddy of mine at work had a great idea to deal with one of the problems he would face if he eventually has a daughter. he plans on spoiling her so rotten, making her such an unbelievable bitch that when she's ready to start dating no dick will be good enough for her.

that's a risky plan, imho, because it could backfire and she could turn out to be an incredible slut. thus my goal will be to raise a lesbian
 
dbzeag said:
Because it is society's responsibility and biological destiny to have kids. Having the desire to not have kids is in direct confliction with humanity and human goals. Therefore it takes explanation as to why someone would want to deny their "purpose" in life.
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Not really...in most species reproduction rates tend to fall off once population reaches critical mass. There are enough humans on the planet as it is so it's actually quite natural to refrain from procreating. The human race is not at risk of dying out any time soon.
 
FlyNavy said:
buddy of mine at work had a great idea to deal with one of the problems he would face if he eventually has a daughter. he plans on spoiling her so rotten, making her such an unbelievable bitch that when she's ready to start dating no dick will be good enough for her.

that's a risky plan, imho, because it could backfire and she could turn out to be an incredible slut. thus my goal will be to raise a lesbian
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:lol: I've got a buddy with a great deal of money and he does the same thing with his daughter
 
dbzeag said:
You know me too well. You will now have to be eliminated
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:(

Seriously though, it's like all those "Explain why you choose to be gay" comments so many gay people get from so many straight people. Like they're denying their purpose to breed with women.
 
wonko80 said:
A vendor took us out to lunch last week, and there's a few strip clubs we pass to get to the restaurants. His funny joke (as my wife is pregnant):

"We should go there once you're baby is born so you can be reminded what firm looks like."

I thought it was very funny, but of course will never tell my wife.
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hahahqahahah - I'm going to the gym starting a month ago in preperation for a year from now when I get preggo.

I also planning on killing millions of brain cells this year since I will be giving up all the fun stuff!
 
Candy said:
hahahqahahah - I'm going to the gym starting a month ago in preperation for a year from now when I get preggo.

I also planning on killing millions of brain cells this year since I will be giving up all the fun stuff!
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awesome! you and the baby can drool on each other :fly:
 
FlyNavy said:
buddy of mine at work had a great idea to deal with one of the problems he would face if he eventually has a daughter. he plans on spoiling her so rotten, making her such an unbelievable bitch that when she's ready to start dating no dick will be good enough for her.

that's a risky plan, imho, because it could backfire and she could turn out to be an incredible slut. thus my goal will be to raise a lesbian
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Jesus people really do this on PURPOSE? What about all the other people she will be horrrible to?
 
FlyNavy said:
Not really...in most species reproduction rates tend to fall off once population reaches critical mass. There are enough humans on the planet as it is so it's actually quite natural to refrain from procreating. The human race is not at risk of dying out any time soon.
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You are so right here but the reason we keep passing our seed compared to other being's is that we have sex for pleasure. Whats the other one that does that, dolphins or sumptin?
 
HydroSqueegee said:
it gets harder and harder. One they're mobile, its all downhill. When you use to be able to just stick them on their blanket to let them squirm around looking at shiny toys, now they want to get into everything. Nothing is safe. Even if you think its just out of their reach, they will get it.
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Sounds like my puppy
 
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