I think i need to knock up my wife again

HydroSqueegee said:
no more kids?

kids are great. my small ckique here in town all has them now. So between us all there is a 20 month, 18 month, 8 month and 4 month. Its a good spread for get togethers. When we have a party, they can all play with eachother. :D
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So you are going to have another kid so you can fit in with the Jones'? Your reasoning for just wanting your wife to have a bulging stomach look made more sense.

:heart:
 
dbzeag said:
Then what's the hold up? The few hundred thousand it's going to cost ot raise the kid? The sleepless nights measured in the hundreds? The added burden of insurance and tax paperwork? Your eardrums getting assaulted from screaming and crying noises?
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you take it all in stride. the hardest part is lack of sleep, buy you get use to it. It becomes a routine. Insurance isnt a burden and the tax paperwork included adding his social to a line on one of the forms (which Tish's cousin does for us since shes a CPA). It really doest cost all that much to raise a kid. Formula, diapers and a few toys and clothes with much of the last two supplied by grandparents. ;)

Gay men will never understand us breeders. :heart:
 
There is a woman that lives in my building. I overheard her saying one day she wishes she had more than the 4 kids she has now and the others she babysits for because her other friends have more kids and she wants to fit in an feel more like a mom. Since when were kids fashion accessories? I thought they just made tasty snacks :confused:
 
A vendor took us out to lunch last week, and there's a few strip clubs we pass to get to the restaurants. His funny joke (as my wife is pregnant):

"We should go there once you're baby is born so you can be reminded what firm looks like."

I thought it was very funny, but of course will never tell my wife.
 
HydroSqueegee said:
no more kids?

kids are great. my small ckique here in town all has them now. So between us all there is a 20 month, 18 month, 8 month and 4 month. Its a good spread for get togethers. When we have a party, they can all play with eachother. :D
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Maybe it's a sick fantasy with preggo women you have.
 
HydroSqueegee said:
you take it all in stride. the hardest part is lack of sleep, buy you get use to it. It becomes a routine. Insurance isnt a burden and the tax paperwork included adding his social to a line on one of the forms (which Tish's cousin does for us since shes a CPA). It really doest cost all that much to raise a kid. Formula, diapers and a few toys and clothes with much of the last two supplied by grandparents. ;)

Gay men will never understand us breeders. :heart:
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Nope, you are absolutely right. It's one of the reasons I am gay, no kids, ever.
 
dbzeag said:
So you are going to have another kid so you can fit in with the Jones'? Your reasoning for just wanting your wife to have a bulging stomach look made more sense.

:heart:
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my arnt you the little devils advocate today? :p

the 18 month old is ours, so if anything everyone else followed suite. ;)
 
dbzeag said:
There is a woman that lives in my building. I overheard her saying one day she wishes she had more than the 4 kids she has now and the others she babysits for because her other friends have more kids and she wants to fit in an feel more like a mom. Since when were kids fashion accessories? I thought they just made tasty snacks :confused:
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:wtf:

now thats just odd right there. I think 3 is my limit. gotta have a couple extras incase one turns out to be a washout in life.
 
If you plan on having more kids it's not a bad idea to keep them somewhat close together. Just so they have someone to grow up with. My daughter is 7 so when I finially have another kid she won't have to much interaction with the baby.
 
dbzeag said:
There is a woman that lives in my building. I overheard her saying one day she wishes she had more than the 4 kids she has now and the others she babysits for because her other friends have more kids and she wants to fit in an feel more like a mom. Since when were kids fashion accessories? I thought they just made tasty snacks :confused:
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Where've you been hiding mang? :p

Kids have been fashion accessories for quite some time now
 
Floptical said:
If you plan on having more kids it's not a bad idea to keep them somewhat close together. Just so they have someone to grow up with. My daughter is 7 so when I finially have another kid she won't have to much interaction with the baby.
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That's totally not true.
 
dbzeag said:
Nope, you are absolutely right. It's one of the reasons I am gay, no kids, ever.
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not having kids is nice too. I look back on my days before them and wonder what the hell i did with all my free time... (and i kind of miss it :()

but having a kid is cool too. :D
 
It's funny that people freak out so much about the whole "aftermath of the birth" thing. It's really not that difficult. Baby wakes up, cries, you stick a boob in its mouth, after some feeding time it falls back asleep. In between these periods are a few diaper changes. Oh no! The world is going to end!
 
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