I think i need to knock up my wife again

Sarcasmo said:
It's funny that people freak out so much about the whole "aftermath of the birth" thing. It's really not that difficult. Baby wakes up, cries, you stick a boob in its mouth, after some feeding time it falls back asleep. In between these periods are a few diaper changes. Oh no! The world is going to end!
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dont forget gas. Babies are pissed off because

a. they are hungry
b. they are tired
c. they have gas
d. all of these above at the same time

its really not hard
 
I don't see any upsides to this having another kid thing.

The world has enough whining screaming unhappy kids.
 
April23 said:
Can you afford another kid?

Another tuition
Another wardrobe
etc
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Think of the money you blow on shit you don't need. From eating out all the time to buying computer games, going drinking, everything not necessary to your life. You could afford a kid. It's not that hard. You just choose not to.
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
I agree, with my brief experience with my friend/tenant's 10 month old, he's a LOT easier to deal with than the 4 year old :shudder:
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it gets harder and harder. One they're mobile, its all downhill. When you use to be able to just stick them on their blanket to let them squirm around looking at shiny toys, now they want to get into everything. Nothing is safe. Even if you think its just out of their reach, they will get it.
 
Sarcasmo said:
Think of the money you blow on shit you don't need. From eating out all the time to buying computer games, going drinking, everything not necessary to your life. You could afford a kid. It's not that hard. You just choose not to.
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I'm simply not ready yet...besides, I'm holding out until I can score a chick 20 years younger than me...right now, that's still too young to be legal :fly:
 
April23 said:
I don't see any upsides to this having another kid thing.

The world has enough whining screaming unhappy kids.
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It's amusing the stark terror some people have when it comes to kids. They ALL whine, scream, and devastate public places. :lol: Kids are what you make them. Ethan never whines, never screams, and is never unhappy. Because we've instilled discipline and self control. I guess if you fail at life your kid will emulate you.
 
April23 said:
I don't see any upsides to this having another kid thing.

The world has enough whining screaming unhappy kids.
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which is why you raise them right so you dont have winey screaming unhappy adults (way too many in this office).

I use to get annoyed whenever i would hear a screaming, crying kid out in public (ala restraunts). Now it doesnt even bother me, and even starts up a debate between Tish and I as to what might be wrong with the kid and what remedies it could use. a giggle later and its back to eating/shoping. :lol:
 
Sarcasmo said:
Think of the money you blow on shit you don't need. From eating out all the time to buying computer games, going drinking, everything not necessary to your life. You could afford a kid. It's not that hard. You just choose not to.
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Ya I'm selfish and I'm not changing that.
 
Sarcasmo said:
Think of the money you blow on shit you don't need. From eating out all the time to buying computer games, going drinking, everything not necessary to your life. You could afford a kid. It's not that hard. You just choose not to.
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we pull in lower middle class income levels and are able to live nicely and save cash every month. If you dont blow money on a whim for things you dont really need, its impressive how much you can save. Coupons can save you a fortune too! :eek:
 
HydroSqueegee said:
we pull in lower middle class income levels and are able to live nicely and save cash every month. If you dont blow money on a whim for things you dont really need, its impressive how much you can save. Coupons can save you a fortune too! :eek:
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Coupons can lick my balls. The concept of them I mean. If they can charge you that much with a "special piece of paper", they can charge you that much all the time. The fleecing of America.
 
Sarcasmo said:
Coupons can lick my balls. The concept of them I mean. If they can charge you that much with a "special piece of paper", they can charge you that much all the time. The fleecing of America.
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You're going to be a fucking lawyer. Talk about fleecing. Charging by 15 minute intervals. What a crock of shit.
 
I was talking to my neighbor about why she had kids and she starting telling me that she felt like she had no meaning to her life until she raised a child

Obviously that sort of mentality probably isn't for everyone, but I do think my old man feels the same way about drugs, alcohol, and first person shooters

BOOYAH!
 
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