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kiwi said:
This. The only computers we had were in one classroom and it was to learn how to use word and write emails.

We learned typing on an actual typewriter.
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PAWS Typing. Although we started on actual typewriters.

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Mean Mr. Mustard said:
I didnt tell him to hide it better, I told him to quit fuckin doing it and pay attention in class so doesnt end up living in a car in a walmart parking lot.
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I feel a little offended. I was making BANK living in the walmart parking lot. No utilities, free wifi, all you need is gas money.
 
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My boy came in the yesterday and asked if I had hair cutting scissors. Knowing for a fact that he doesn’t want to cut his hair I told him he wasn’t using my hair scissors on his ball hair. He responded, what am I supposed to use then?!?

Teenage boys are fun.
 
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kiwi said:
My boy came in the yesterday and asked if I had hair cutting scissors. Knowing for a fact that he doesn’t want to cut his hair I told him he wasn’t using my hair scissors on his ball hair. He responded, what am I supposed to use then?!?

Teenage boys are fun.
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buy him some proper tooling so he doesnt come to you looking for a needle and thread next.
 
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kiwi said:
My boy came in the yesterday and asked if I had hair cutting scissors. Knowing for a fact that he doesn’t want to cut his hair I told him he wasn’t using my hair scissors on his ball hair. He responded, what am I supposed to use then?!?

Teenage boys are fun.
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I wouldve.... never asked my mom.... what the fuck :lol:
 
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kiwi said:
My boy came in the yesterday and asked if I had hair cutting scissors. Knowing for a fact that he doesn’t want to cut his hair I told him he wasn’t using my hair scissors on his ball hair. He responded, what am I supposed to use then?!?

Teenage boys are fun.
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I got my son a trimmer for that specific purpose
 
Jehannum said:
That's the point, to hide the burgeoning puberty that I (a hopelessly unwoke asshole) won't buy blockers for.
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if it helps you feel better at all, a lot of AFAB people regardless of gender have a really difficult time with this - that's not to downplay their dysphoria, just letting you know that even if they weren't also struggling with that, they might still be struggling with wanting to hide their body anyway (in which case they wouldn't necessarily be asking for hormone blockers, but might still be wearing oversized clothing and adopting odd postures - I used to call my particular posture "mantling" because the way I held my shoulders relative to my chest sort of resembled the mantling birds of prey do over their kills lol)
 
ZRH said:
I wouldve.... never asked my mom.... what the fuck :lol:
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He was just asking me where the scissors were. I put two and two together but we are def more casual in what we’ll discuss with our kids. My husband did look at him and ask why he didn’t just come ask him. :lol:
 
kiwi said:
He was just asking me where the scissors were. I put two and two together but we are def more casual in what we’ll discuss with our kids. My husband did look at him and ask why he didn’t just come ask him. :lol:
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Yea but nah, if you cant find the goddamn scissors or buy a pair it's kinda you're own problem. You dont hey mom Imma cut me hair :lol:

I'd share stuff but it involves members of this forum.
 
kiwi said:
My boy came in the yesterday and asked if I had hair cutting scissors. Knowing for a fact that he doesn’t want to cut his hair I told him he wasn’t using my hair scissors on his ball hair. He responded, what am I supposed to use then?!?

Teenage boys are fun.
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When I was a senior in high school, we told a freshman who had qualified for the state swim prelims that, if he shaved his ass, he'd take a half second off his best time.

He came in the next day for prelims, beaming, and said, "Hey guys, I got my mom to shave my ass".

It was the funniest shit I ever heard.
 
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if it helps you feel better at all, a lot of AFAB people regardless of gender have a really difficult time with this - that's not to downplay their dysphoria, just letting you know that even if they weren't also struggling with that, they might still be struggling with wanting to hide their body anyway (in which case they wouldn't necessarily be asking for hormone blockers, but might still be wearing oversized clothing and adopting odd postures - I used to call my particular posture "mantling" because the way I held my shoulders relative to my chest sort of resembled the mantling birds of prey do over their kills lol)
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It doesn't really make me feel better, as I'm ill equipped to tell whether the kid is chafing at me because they're moody and hormonal, or if they're chafing at me because they're dysphoric.

It's all just monotone grousing most of the time.
 
Domon said:
why not both?
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yeah, that's probably closer to the truth.

I'm still not delaying or denying puberty. The kid wants to make a decision on that front, they can do it themselves, after their brain matures at 25 or so, because I'm not making it on their behalf before they can possibly know how they'll feel about the long term consequences.
 
wait, what long term consequences. To the best of my understanding, the term is correct, its a delay, not cancelling it or whatever. If they change their mind, they go off the blockers, puberty commences.
 
Domon said:
wait, what long term consequences. To the best of my understanding, the term is correct, its a delay, not cancelling it or whatever. If they change their mind, they go off the blockers, puberty commences.
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The long term consequence being going through puberty wildly later than your peers seems like a pretty big one.

Also, not building adult musculature until after you've started your decline seems like a pretty large drawback.

The literature makes it a lot less cut and dry than your best understanding.
 
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It's your kid and your family, ain't none of my business really. Those certainly seem like legitimate concerns, but you have to wait them against the consequences / concerns of not allowing it because those exist too
 
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