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Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Not being pieces of shit?What choices in life lead people cut from the same wholesome cloth to be Corpsegrinder vs Fred Rogers
Not being pieces of shit?What choices in life lead people cut from the same wholesome cloth to be Corpsegrinder vs Fred Rogers
#1:
Jason: what are you talking about? ... huh?
Daphne: I'm talking about cannibal.
Jason: you're talking about cannibal?
Daphne: yeah.
Jason: uhhhhh...
#2:
Daphne: flessshhhhh... flessssshhh.... flessssssssshhhhh...
Me: no, robin, don't eat my flesh!
Daphne: fleeeessssshhhhhhhhh
#3
Daphne: there might be MONSTERS in the flesh!
Jason: monsters in the flesh?
Daphne: yeah! and the flesh will get LOST!
Jason: and the flesh will get lost?
Daphne: YEAH.
Jason: what... kind of black metal are you listening to?
Daphne: ...
Daphne: hi! I'm a goat! hi, I'm a goat!
My twins are in Taekwondo. Gabe is particularly adept. Can't wait til the sparring begins.Boys first Jui Jitsu tournament (just with their school) and the younger boy took third.
You’re def gonna be the first grandma.Kiko went on his first date to the movies yesterday. it was a group of friends but he went with a girl. he sent me a pic of them holding hands and my heart melted. hes such a little Romeo.
he better not make me a MeeMaw
Kiko gonna be bangin like his mama.Kiko went on his first date to the movies yesterday. it was a group of friends but he went with a girl. he sent me a pic of them holding hands and my heart melted. hes such a little Romeo.
he better not make me a MeeMaw
Does he have one of those broccoli fuccboi haircuts
You’re def gonna be the first grandma.
make the lil bastards earn their keep, I sayNow two of my kids are employed.
Right? I’m gonna start charging market value for rent. 400 for a shared room, 600 for private. Spilt utilities equally.make the lil bastards earn their keep, I say
time to retire and ride that gravy train, babyNow all of my teens are employed. I’m gonna call it a parenting win.
Now all of my teens are employed. I’m gonna call it a parenting win.
Wow she's getting big. Seems like just yesterday . . Sweet!View attachment 15317
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this kid has developed her dad's love for Christmas, she's obsessed with it and also with Santa even though I'm pretty sure she doesn't really know anything about him other than that he's the Christmas guy
oooh that last bit is Daphne, too, and she will get genuinely upset about it sometimes.My 3 year old is incredibly literal, and she insists on Santa and his elves not being real.
Thats not santa, thats just a man with a beard, thats not an elf, thats just a stuffy.
Applies to other things too. "you're a silly goose". "NO IM NOT, IM KIDNAME". She may have gotten more of the robot genes than anticipated.