Baby The Official Baby/Fetus/BirthCanal Thread

#1:
Jason: what are you talking about? ... huh?
Daphne: I'm talking about cannibal.
Jason: you're talking about cannibal?
Daphne: yeah.
Jason: uhhhhh...

#2:
Daphne: flessshhhhh... flessssshhh.... flessssssssshhhhh...
Me: no, robin, don't eat my flesh!
Daphne: fleeeessssshhhhhhhhh


#3
Daphne: there might be MONSTERS in the flesh!
Jason: monsters in the flesh?
Daphne: yeah! and the flesh will get LOST!
Jason: and the flesh will get lost?
Daphne: YEAH.
Jason: what... kind of black metal are you listening to?
Daphne: ...
Daphne: hi! I'm a goat! hi, I'm a goat!

omg what did i miss here?? is daphne a GWAR fan?
 
My 3 year old is incredibly literal, and she insists on Santa and his elves not being real.

Thats not santa, thats just a man with a beard, thats not an elf, thats just a stuffy.

Applies to other things too. "you're a silly goose". "NO IM NOT, IM KIDNAME". She may have gotten more of the robot genes than anticipated.
 
My 3 year old is incredibly literal, and she insists on Santa and his elves not being real.

Thats not santa, thats just a man with a beard, thats not an elf, thats just a stuffy.

Applies to other things too. "you're a silly goose". "NO IM NOT, IM KIDNAME". She may have gotten more of the robot genes than anticipated.
oooh that last bit is Daphne, too, and she will get genuinely upset about it sometimes.