she touched the elf on a shelf yesterday during one of those "its just a stuffy" arguments, and his magic vanished and he stopped moving every night.
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Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
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this kid has developed her dad's love for Christmas, she's obsessed with it and also with Santa even though I'm pretty sure she doesn't really know anything about him other than that he's the Christmas guy
always. sometimes she'll not do it for a while, and then sneak up behind you when you're sitting on the couch and whisper "flessssssh" in your ear
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
I hope to God almighty and the Baby Jesus that you get video of her doing that one day to someone that isn't in on the joke.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Fun fact: "tuba" was an accidental name, after its inventor drunkenly slurred its average part's duration during a symphony ("two bar").
It's actually French for "like a spittoon".
The daughter's Christmas concert is Thursday. Having heard Cleveland's (Home of the Steamers!) orchestra previously, I don't have high hopes.
That's an incredibly fun fact, thank you for sharing it, I shall share it forward.
Orchestra is fantastic. Support the arts - even while they're ugly and formative.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Watched all the little honkeys honkin on their honkers last night
They were better at it than I thought they would be
All in Id get them a C+
I think when honkeys do it, it's called tonkin'
Pulled the 5 year old off the bus after yet another substitute driver dropped her off 500ft from the house, on the wrong side of the road, and then ALMOST HIT HER WITH THE BUS when she tried to cross the street.
Wife had to jump in the damn street and yell for the driver to stop.
We're done with the bus until they can stabilize their drivers. The regular driver is great, but they have subs like 3 times a week these days, and theyre not even the same morning to night. They dont have lists of dropoff points, and rely on the kids to tell them where to stop, and then yell at the kids when they go the wrong way.
Wife had to jump in the damn street and yell for the driver to stop.
We're done with the bus until they can stabilize their drivers. The regular driver is great, but they have subs like 3 times a week these days, and theyre not even the same morning to night. They dont have lists of dropoff points, and rely on the kids to tell them where to stop, and then yell at the kids when they go the wrong way.