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august

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I approve.
we actually have no idea why she started talking about cannibals in the first place :omy:

I did tell her the robin puppet hungered for flesh, though, so that's where the weird "flesssh" bit came from, which is funny bc when she was reeeeeally little, one of the first things that ever made her genuinely laugh was saying that word like that.

and then she came up with the bit at the end all by herself, including the goat part :lol:
 

Domon

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I dont have sound, so i cant hear what your junior explorer is talking about, but my littlest is obcessed with "trapping" people. Which means putting them in cages, or tying them up .... and then killing them.
 
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I dont have sound, so i cant hear what your junior explorer is talking about, but my littlest is obcessed with "trapping" people. Which means putting them in cages, or tying them up .... and then killing them.
#1:
Jason: what are you talking about? ... huh?
Daphne: I'm talking about cannibal.
Jason: you're talking about cannibal?
Daphne: yeah.
Jason: uhhhhh...

#2:
Daphne: flessshhhhh... flessssshhh.... flessssssssshhhhh...
Me: no, robin, don't eat my flesh!
Daphne: fleeeessssshhhhhhhhh


#3
Daphne: there might be MONSTERS in the flesh!
Jason: monsters in the flesh?
Daphne: yeah! and the flesh will get LOST!
Jason: and the flesh will get lost?
Daphne: YEAH.
Jason: what... kind of black metal are you listening to?
Daphne: ...
Daphne: hi! I'm a goat! hi, I'm a goat!
 

august

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she's spooky and a little bit terrifying & I love it.

lately we can't go to bed until we watch this video several times so she can act out all of the parts and do all of the dances and I have to play her like a xylophone but she wants me to smack the booty instead of her head.

 

august

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captions for Domon

Video 1: "I'm NOT cute. I'm evil."

Video 2: "it says, I wish to find the power sword, go to the place where his armor is... stored? where could THAT be?" (which is almost a word for word quote from an episode of Spidey and his Amazing Friends, which we've watched start to finish approximately a hundred times now)
 
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Josh

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East bumfuck.
#1:
Jason: what are you talking about? ... huh?
Daphne: I'm talking about cannibal.
Jason: you're talking about cannibal?
Daphne: yeah.
Jason: uhhhhh...

#2:
Daphne: flessshhhhh... flessssshhh.... flessssssssshhhhh...
Me: no, robin, don't eat my flesh!
Daphne: fleeeessssshhhhhhhhh


#3
Daphne: there might be MONSTERS in the flesh!
Jason: monsters in the flesh?
Daphne: yeah! and the flesh will get LOST!
Jason: and the flesh will get lost?
Daphne: YEAH.
Jason: what... kind of black metal are you listening to?
Daphne: ...
Daphne: hi! I'm a goat! hi, I'm a goat!
Clearly a Cannibal Corpse fan.
 
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august

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of course you know the lead singer of Cannibal Corpse.
he is such a good example of someone who has an unwholesome stage persona but is actually incredibly wholesome IRL (see also: Alice Cooper). we stan a king.

Unwholesome Persona & Unwholesome Person would be someone like Marilyn Manson.
Wholesome Persona & Unwholesome Person would be someone like Ellen DeGeneres.
Wholesome Persona & Wholesome Person would be someone like Fred Rogers.
 

Domon

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What choices in life lead people cut from the same wholesome cloth to be Corpsegrinder vs Fred Rogers