WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Strings]

Also women who watch porn are weird.

Why is that?

Yeah. Why?

 

[adi]

Yeah. Why?

^

 

[adi]

....besides, i like weird

 

[HipHugHer]

Why is that?

It's damaging to their psyche and runs counter to their mother/nurturer/matriarchal role in the natural order of things.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Why is that?

Because he's an old man.

 

[fly]

It's damaging to their psyche and runs counter to their mother/nurturer/matriarchal role in the natural order of things.

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[APRIL]

It's damaging to their psyche and runs counter to their mother/nurturer/matriarchal role in the natural order of things.

Again you remind me of how archaic your mindset is.

 

[gee]

It's damaging to their psyche and runs counter to their mother/nurturer/matriarchal role in the natural order of things.

You sound like one of the "Proud Boys" idiots. Do you believe that women shouldn't work either?

 

[APRIL]

My gammas.

 

[HipHugHer]

You sound like one of the "Proud Boys" idiots. Do you believe that women shouldn't work either?

No they absolutely need to work and pay their own way. They can do all them other household chores and stuff when they get home.

 

[Jehannum]

Did you look like this after step 1?

They're all @Mrs. Valve height, and this picture was taken from eye-level.

 

[Darth Handsome]

There are people who contend that Womens Lib was created and funded by the Rockefellers in order to double income taxes, break up families and get children out of the home and away from Mom as soon as possible. Another example of indisious intent disguised in something that appears to be noble.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

They're all @Mrs. Valve height, and this picture was taken from eye-level.

HAY

 

[Petunia]

We had a company wide workshop and lunch today and I was one of the last to arrive to the boardroom. I look around and only see one open spot..

And GTTR Girl is sitting next to the empty spot..
She "pew pew pews" me and says I SAVED A SPOT FOR YOU! With a huge smile and her teeth were dripping with delight.

I think she's a lesbionic.

 

[Petunia]

I question your definition of scientist.

oh domon!
The bitch has beakers, wears a lab coat and worships Sheldon Cooper

SHES A GAWDAM SCIENTIST

 

[Domon]

Also women who watch porn are weird.

because theyre not barefoot and in the kitchen?

 

[Domon]

I don't look at porn.

thats cause you have 18 kids in proximity to eyesight 24 hours a day.

I imagine this is more your alley.

 

[Domon]

Ran into the Milf Slayer tonight....

MS: Dude!!! Wtf are you still doing on this late shift?? Wasn't this supposed to be a few month thing?

Me: Yep. Met with the boss lady today. Hopefully I'll be off it in the very near future. She had to look at a few things and we're meeting again in a few days.

MS: What?? Fuck that!! You need to be more forceful. Walk into her office, grab her by the titties and say, "Suck my dick bitch! I'm getting off this shift!!"

Me: (laughing) Milty, you do realize if I do that I won't have a job anymore.

MS: True, but you'll get your dick sucked and be off the shift for good!!

He always looks at the positive side of things.

Lets be honest Yeppers. MILF Slayer is you... isnt it. This is a Tyler Durden thing.

 

[Domon]

oh domon!
The bitch has beakers, wears a lab coat and worships Sheldon Cooper

SHES A GAWDAM SCIENTIST

Valid.

ask her about her Erlenmeyer flasks, but make it really suggestive so she thinks you're flirting.

 

[Domon]

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This is way better than Darth religious shtick. Cause its almost believable.