WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Petunia]

I've got no hiring power

Let's role play

You be the hiring manager
I'll be the candidate

 

[my little brony]

Let's role play

You be the hiring manager
I'll be the candidate

yes plz

 

[Duke]

Let's role play

You be the hiring manager
I'll be the candidate

I've seen this movie. Lasts about 20minutes. Thanks Pornhub.

 

[APRIL]

Let's role play

You be the hiring manager
I'll be the candidate

I'm just going to grab this back massager.

Continue.

 

[Domon]

I wish
She's a scientist. She's smrt and makes way more money than me lol

Since when do scientists make good money

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[nukes]

Let's role play

You be the hiring manager
I'll be the candidate

Pants off, candidate.
Let the interview commence.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Since when do scientists make good money

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Canada?

 

[Petunia]

Since when do scientists make good money

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GTTR Girl makes coin at my company--- truuuussssst

 

[Duke]

Since when do scientists make good money

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@Mrs. Valve , tell us the sekrits

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Since when do scientists make good money

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Depends on the science and industry. I bet @Mustard Dispenser knows a scientist or two in his industry that is getting mad fat stacks, yo.

 

[Jehannum]

Pants off, candidate.
Let the interview commence.

You can't interview candidates on the clock.

 

[Petunia]

Depends on the science and industry. I bet @Mustard Dispenser knows a scientist or two in his industry that is getting mad fat stacks, yo.

Im in the drug/pharmaceutical industry (ironic, yeah I know)
These fuckers here make a pretty penny

 

[gee]

TIL: CEO is Martin Shkreli.

 

[SwimBikeRunCake]

@Mrs. Valve , tell us the sekrits

Step 1: sell your soul


there is no step 2.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Step 1: sell your soul


there is no step 2.

Did you look like this after step 1?

 

[gee]

Ha. For some reason half the scientists/chemists/biologists I've worked with are redheads.

And are socially awkward/useless, but very good at their job. Guess having no soul to get in the way of your work makes you good at it.

 

[Duke]

Step 1: sell your soul


there is no step 2.

sounds legit..

Done any Pappy Van Winkle with Skrelli?

 

[Duke]

Did you look like this after step 1?

1 well place bomb could have solved so many of the worlds problems almost instantly. Damn shame.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Did you look like this after step 1?

Oy vey

 

[Domon]

GTTR Girl makes coin at my company--- truuuussssst

I question your definition of scientist.