Food The Perfect Glazed Ham
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Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
what kind of pussy is triggered by soy sauce?
right so strange to have things in my name and being the one in control - my credit score rocks so we use it to our advantage. But yeah so creepy to be smart about things like that.
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
People are already apologizing for their offensive Halloween costumes. It would appear as though the pussies are ruling the roost.
You must be fun at parties.
I mean, since you have a rocking credit score you can bring lots of booze.
Aspergillus challenged warriors for Worchestershire awareness
I keep my man locked in the basement, are you really surprised?
The reality is it is easier to have names on all accounts in the case of something bad happening - learned that after my mom died (I'm now on some of his accounts due to that too). It's kind of by dumb luck that I'm in control of the major credit card we use and that both cars are in my name. We'll fix the latter sometime. The credit card was a pita to give equal access so we left it with me in control. Not a huge deal since most stuff can be online by both of us.
Valve1138
I like the AB in the GB
You gave me shit? I just thought you were being your usual grumpy troll who cannot find one nice thing to say to me.
Oops my bad
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
You gave me shit? I just thought you were being your usual grumpy troll who cannot find one nice thing to say to me.
Oops my bad
You have wonderful cleavage & your habit of being bombed by 10 am is right up my alley.
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
Speaking of glazed, I just picked up some Captain Morgan and some Hennessy.
Trick or treat fuckers.
And no, I don't care what anyone thinks of my beverage choices ... Eat shit ...or um, drink shit ... Fuck you!
Trick or treat fuckers.
And no, I don't care what anyone thinks of my beverage choices ... Eat shit ...or um, drink shit ... Fuck you!
I have to keep it ambient temp for the maggots. The smell is half the effect.
eileenbunny
Druish Princess
Bananas can kill you? They're awesome, how can someone die because of bananas?
It's tragic and all, and you should be kept as far away from bananas as possible, but one thinks, maybe, just maybe, if touching a banana is going to kill you, maaaaaybe you're supposed to die? Did you ever think about that?
Yeah, I definitely should not have reproduced. Now I have passed the possible bad genetic mutation on to my kids making our species weaker. I should have just died the first time I had anaphylaxis. That would have been smarter, but I was 12 and I just had this survival instinct thing kick in. I dunno. Next time I'll try to die, okay?