Food The Perfect Glazed Ham

[eileenbunny]

When Trump gets elected, he'll just deport you or something.

Meh, I was gonna leave anyway.

 

[Strings]

The cattle cars are lying in wait.

 

[nukes]

Quick, someone list a recipie in the rase a kid thread.

 

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My recipes are out of control, how do I discipline them?

 

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It's a fatherless kitchen.

I blame the mother...

 

[nukes]

My recipes are out of control, how do I discipline them?

Whip them.
Everything is smoother whipped.

 

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I thought getting them a puppy would help. But he just ate them.

I got them back, but the neighbors weren't pleased (guy is a lawn fanatic).

 

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Whip them.
Everything is smoother whipped.

Ahh, a firm hand. Good call.

 

[Darth Handsome]

This guy is kinda funny.

 

[MacG]

Yeah, I definitely should not have reproduced. Now I have passed the possible bad genetic mutation on to my kids making our species weaker. I should have just died the first time I had anaphylaxis. That would have been smarter, but I was 12 and I just had this survival instinct thing kick in. I dunno. Next time I'll try to die, okay?

Tell me about it, that survival instinct sucks. I could have crushed head on to the pavement yet I saved myself somehow.

Don't be too hard on yourself though, you were just a kid. I was 29...

This guy is kinda funny.

Yup.

 

[Applesauce]

what kind of pussy is triggered by soy sauce?

Same ones triggered by trash

 

[gee]

This thread is now about fucking good ham.

 

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What's on the menu for xmas, @nukes?

 

[nukes]

What's on the menu for xmas, @nukes?

Wife's family is coming from Georgia and the Philippines.
Cooked uncured spiral ham for me. Beef and chicken for the 7th day Adventist visiting. Pork satay (the thin sliced skewered barbequed type).
Probably stuffing.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

school me on the jews. i thought pork was forbidden

 

[Strings]

school me on the jews. i thought pork was forbidden

Nukes is only half Jewish. Which means it started with a half rack of pork ribs and spiraled to ham.

 

[nukes]

school me on the jews. i thought pork was forbidden

I'm on the See Food diet, Holmes.

 

[Strings]

What's on the menu for xmas, @nukes?

Nice bump. You continue to impress.

 

[nukes]

Nice bump. You continue to impress.

The kids an up and comer. We should let him destroy Mellow.
Nah, Mellow already has no soul.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

I'm on the See Food diet, Holmes.

you going to hell.