Food The Perfect Glazed Ham

[Strings]

The kids an up and comer. We should let him destroy Mellow.
Nah, Mellow already has no soul.

And people say we should raise our standards. I ask ya, how else would we find talent like Walt's (\m/) without wallowing around in the muck?

 

[nukes]

you going to hell.

Jews don't have hell in the literature.
Read the Tanakh. No heaven either.

 

[Darth Handsome]

And people say we should raise our standards. I ask ya, how else would we find talent like Walt's (\m/) without wallowing around in the muck?

I like that Walt prick. Got a good head on his shoulders

 

[\m/]

Nice bump. You continue to impress.

I did't really know your guys' personalities yet. This thread made me a nukes groupie. If there's not a fan club yet, there should be.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I did't really know your guys' personalities yet. This thread made me a nukes groupie. If there's not a fan club yet, there should be.

There is! So far its you and Strings and not his wife and kids.

 

[MacG]

The kids an up and comer. We should let him destroy Mellow.
Nah, Mellow already has no soul.

I can't believe you are still talking about an idiot after 2 years.

You need a butthurt surgery nukes.

 

[MacG]

Jews don't have hell in the literature.
Read the Tanakh. No heaven either.

Where do you go when you die, Valhalla?


I shouldn't have converted to Pastafarianism, that way I could have blew myself up with you heretics and end up scoring 40 virgins. Now I'll never have a 41 way orgy with 40 virgin chicks.

 

[\m/]

Pastafarianism,

 

[MacG]

That's our lord and saviour all right.

 

[nukes]

I'd eat god then the trouble would begin.

 

[MacG]

I'd eat god then the trouble would begin.

Oh no you don't. Keep your fat ass away from my saviour.

 

[Strings]

I did't really know your guys' personalities yet. This thread made me a nukes groupie. If there's not a fan club yet, there should be.

There is! So far its you and Strings and not his wife and kids.

Yeah, the line isn't very long.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I shouldn't have converted to Pastafarianism

I thought you said it was called "macaronifarianism"? You were quite clear.

 

[MacG]

I thought you said it was called "macaronifarianism"? You were quite clear.

Oh yeah, my bad. Macaronifarianism it is.

I'll have a piece of my saviour for dinner tonight, I'll let the FSM inside me so that it can guide me.

 

[Jehannum]

Wife's family is coming from Georgia and the Philippines.
Cooked uncured spiral ham for me. Beef and chicken for the 7th day Adventist visiting. Pork satay (the thin sliced skewered barbequed type).
Probably stuffing.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!

The Yule ham is a practice sourced from Scandinavia (and other areas celebrating the Norse/Pagan traditions), as a tribute to Freyr, and the boar he traditionally rode (Gullinbursti).

The Norse Yule is a celebration of the Solstice, looking forward to longer days and Spring.

So skål! Raise your horn!

 

[Jehannum]

Also, glaze your wife's ham. It's good for the skin.

 

[Artie Chokes]

The kids an up and comer. We should let him destroy Mellow.
Nah, Mellow already has no soul.

You're jealous of him, you short little fucking rodent. I understand why. No woman wants your tiny shriveled cock. You're a loser, and a pathetic one at that. You have no talent, no looks, no skills, and yes, no soul yourself. You're a useless freak, and probably not long for this world, either. Now GO PRACTICE YOUR MOTOWN THAT NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT.

 

[MacG]

You're jealous of him, you short little fucking rodent. I understand why. No woman wants your tiny shriveled cock. You're a loser, and a pathetic one at that. You have no talent, no looks, no skills, and yes, no soul yourself. You're a useless freak, and probably not long for this world, either. Now GO PRACTICE YOUR MOTOWN THAT NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT.

#triggered

 

[\m/]

You're jealous of him, you short little fucking rodent. I understand why. No woman wants your tiny shriveled cock. You're a loser, and a pathetic one at that. You have no talent, no looks, no skills, and yes, no soul yourself. You're a useless freak, and probably not long for this world, either. Now GO PRACTICE YOUR MOTOWN THAT NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT.

Well that escalated quickly.

@Valve1138?

 

[MacG]

Well that escalated quickly.

@Valve1138?

Can't be Valve, he's a cuck too but this one is the cuckest of them all.



Also, @Mrs. Valve should dump him, he's a bum.