[Contest] UF's Fiery Xmas Giveaway needs your help

[eileenbunny]

I forgot you busted through a wall in lieu of risking damage to the vagazzled front door.

Also, I do not want any more children, so if I participate in the contest I'll be shipping the baby off to you as soon as I win.

 

[Amstel]

Also, I do not want any more children, so if I participate in the contest I'll be shipping the baby off to you as soon as I win.

Sweet! I'm looking for at least two more.

Benefits of being the first of the two: I've already made enough 'learning' opportunities with my first so there's that *experience* that can be applied. Also, still have motivation and excitement. I'm still more interested in parenting than a ferrari. (sadly for the child, interest level is equal to horses so they'll learn to ride before they can walk.)

Benefits of being the 2nd: 3rd time's a charm, no curfew, breakfast bars are a food group, can borrow the Ferrari.

 

[eileenbunny]

Same tho. I have been dealing with an annoying hemorrhoid for like two years now.

That sucks. Have you considered surgery?

 

[Amstel]

That sucks. Have you considered surgery?

as in: Restraining Order?

 

[lol]

That sucks. Have you considered surgery?

I haven't. I've read it's one of the most painful surgeries and plus my insurance isn't valid in Florida. Buy my work insurance kicks in next month.

 

[strawberry love]

Sweet! I'm looking for at least two more.

Benefits of being the first of the two: I've already made enough 'learning' opportunities with my first so there's that *experience* that can be applied. Also, still have motivation and excitement. I'm still more interested in parenting than a ferrari. (sadly for the child, interest level is equal to horses so they'll learn to ride before they can walk.)

Benefits of being the 2nd: 3rd time's a charm, no curfew, breakfast bars are a food group, can borrow the Ferrari.

Have you found a candidate of child rearing age???

 

[Duke]

I haven't. I've read it's one of the most painful surgeries and plus my insurance isn't valid in Florida. Buy my work insurance kicks in next month.

Have you tried brain surgery?

A cut to the butt ain't no thing.

 

[lol]

Have you tried brain surgery?

A cut to the butt ain't no thing.

That's what you say.

 

[Amstel]

Have you found a candidate of child rearing age???

Still Interviewing!

 

[kiwi]

I'm all for the next person to add a kid winning.

 

[Coqui]

I'm all for the next person to add a kid winning.

Is this an announcement?

 

[Petunia]

I haven't. I've read it's one of the most painful surgeries and plus my insurance isn't valid in Florida. Buy my work insurance kicks in next month.

Have you tried brain surgery?

A cut to the butt ain't no thing.

Actually @Duke she's right.

 

[kiwi]

Is this an announcement?

No. An announcement would be me saying "hey guises I'm pregnant! ". Don't be ridiculous.

But yeah, I'm pregnant. Send me my fire.

 

[tre]

No. An announcement would be me saying "hey guises I'm pregnant! ". Don't be ridiculous.

But yeah, I'm pregnant. Send me my fire.

did you do it just to get the fire?

also, congrats either way

 

[Petunia]

No. An announcement would be me saying "hey guises I'm pregnant! ". Don't be ridiculous.

But yeah, I'm pregnant. Send me my fire.

WHAAAAT?

 

[kiwi]

did you do it just to get the fire?

also, congrats either way

Yes. Although now that I'm thinking about it it probably would have been cheaper just to buy the kindle.

 

[DJBrenton]

Could we make it whoever attends the most funerals ( of friends and relatives) in the next two weeks? I've got 3. A close friend's mum, one of my best friends who argued with a train, and my dad. I'd settle for just one Fire instead of three. Unless the Fire uses American English, in which case I'll pass.

 

[fly]

Could we make it whoever attends the most funerals ( of friends and relatives) in the next two weeks? I've got 3. A close friend's mum, one of my best friends who argued with a train, and my dad. I'd settle for just one Fire instead of three. Unless the Fire uses American English, in which case I'll pass.

Your dad?

 

[helenabear]

No. An announcement would be me saying "hey guises I'm pregnant! ". Don't be ridiculous.

But yeah, I'm pregnant. Send me my fire.

Congratulations!!!!

 

[eileenbunny]

Have you tried brain surgery?

A cut to the butt ain't no thing.

My mom had brain surgery for cancer, butt surgery, and a number of surgeries including bone grafts to put her back together after she was crushed in a car accident. She said that brain surgery was the easiest surgery she ever had. The bone grafts were the worst.

I'm all for the next person to add a kid winning.

Congrats!

Could we make it whoever attends the most funerals ( of friends and relatives) in the next two weeks? I've got 3. A close friend's mum, one of my best friends who argued with a train, and my dad. I'd settle for just one Fire instead of three. Unless the Fire uses American English, in which case I'll pass.

I'm sorry for your losses. I've had months like that. It's really sucky. Hugs