[Contest] UF's Fiery Xmas Giveaway needs your help

[Domon]

I don't think Industrial Strength is the right choice for you.

I dont either.

 

[Jehannum]

no clue. Came outta nowhere.

Wasnt shoving stuff up my butt though, thats for sure.

You fell on it?

 

[Amstel]

Doc, I have no idea how the dragon dildo ended up stuck in my asshole.....I certainly didn't put it there

Doc: Hmmm. How much chloroform was left in the bottle on the table?

 

[eileenbunny]

My asshole bleeds when I poop right now too. I'm going to have to take up laxies like kiki. Colase is no longer cutting it. Today I shit out something the size of my arm and it was as hard as a rock. I had to bite a towel to keep from screaming in pain and scaring my kids. My asshole was torn open.

 

[Duke]

that sounds not even pleasant.

 

[fly]

My asshole bleeds when I poop right now too. I'm going to have to take up laxies like kiki. Colase is no longer cutting it. Today I shit out something the size of my arm and it was as hard as a rock. I had to bite a towel to keep from screaming in pain and scaring my kids. My asshole was torn open.

God damn you're sexy

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

God damn you're sexy

Im beatin off right now!

 

[Domon]

ya'll are some discriminatory motherfuckers. When i bleed out my asshole, you advise doctors visits and generally express care for my well being. When @eileenbunny does it, ya'll immediately commence with the beating off.

Im offended.

 

[APRIL]

ya'll are some discriminatory motherfuckers. When i bleed out my asshole, you advise doctors visits and generally express care for my well being. When @eileenbunny does it, ya'll immediately commence with the beating off.

Im offended.

I beat off when you said it, just didn't tell anyone because I'm a lady.

 

[Domon]

your penis says otherwise.

 

[APRIL]

Lady boy.

I think beat off is specifically a male term.

 

[eileenbunny]

ya'll are some discriminatory motherfuckers. When i bleed out my asshole, you advise doctors visits and generally express care for my well being. When @eileenbunny does it, ya'll immediately commence with the beating off.

Im offended.

Yeah, well at least they care about you. I'm just an object to them. Which is odd because I'm the human and you are the robot.

 

[Domon]

You declared the reason yourself. You are a human. Your time has ended.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

ya'll are some discriminatory motherfuckers. When i bleed out my asshole, you advise doctors visits and generally express care for my well being. When @eileenbunny does it, ya'll immediately commence with the beating off.

Im offended.

Its only hot when a girl does it

 

[Petunia]

My asshole bleeds when I poop right now too. I'm going to have to take up laxies like kiki. Colase is no longer cutting it. Today I shit out something the size of my arm and it was as hard as a rock. I had to bite a towel to keep from screaming in pain and scaring my kids. My asshole was torn open.

Sounds like a tuesday at Casa Kiki.

Next time. Take a little lube or vaseline and grease up your love knot for an easier exit and less tearing.

Ask me own I know.

 

[Amstel]

Contest: First UF member to add another child. 4 leggers don't count. Other than waiting 9 mos, I'm not sure how to verify.

 

[strawberry love]

Contest: First UF member to add another child. 4 leggers don't count. Other than waiting 9 mos, I'm not sure how to verify.

I vote @kiwi

 

[plot]

Contest: First UF member to add another child. 4 leggers don't count. Other than waiting 9 mos, I'm not sure how to verify.

that person should be banned, not rewarded.

 

[thintoast]

BRB going to adoption agency.

 

[thintoast]

And if they don't give me anything I can just buy a little black baby from Boko Haram