[Contest] UF's Fiery Xmas Giveaway needs your help

[eileenbunny]

Contest: First UF member to add another child. 4 leggers don't count. Other than waiting 9 mos, I'm not sure how to verify.

Oh sure, start the contest right after I just fucking did that.

 

[Amstel]

Oh sure, start the contest right after I just fucking did that.

I wondered if you'd go this route, or brag because the chute is all sized, lubed, and ready to go.

Irish Twins? Get to work!

 

[Amstel]

And if they don't give me anything I can just buy a little black baby from Boko Haram

with a buy-back guaranty!

 

[Domon]

Oh sure, start the contest right after I just fucking did that.

and the viable couples are limited.

 

[eileenbunny]

I wondered if you'd go this route, or brag because the chute is all sized, lubed, and ready to go.

Irish Twins? Get to work!

My chute is no such thing. Why do that to a vag when there are modern surgical baby extraction techniques?

 

[Coqui]

and the viable couples are limited.

At this point it's pretty much Domon/peanut, wessels/lol, and april/zac right?

(in terms of both people posting here)

 

[Amstel]

My chute is no such thing. Why do that to a vag when there are modern surgical baby extraction techniques?

I forgot you busted through a wall in lieu of risking damage to the vagazzled front door.

 

[Amstel]

Contest: magnificent moustache contest.


We are almost at No Shave November, and we can run the contest through December 15th

 

[lol]

My asshole bleeds when I poop right now too. I'm going to have to take up laxies like kiki. Colase is no longer cutting it. Today I shit out something the size of my arm and it was as hard as a rock. I had to bite a towel to keep from screaming in pain and scaring my kids. My asshole was torn open.

Same tho. I have been dealing with an annoying hemorrhoid for like two years now.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Same tho. I have been dealing with an annoying hemorrhoid for like two years now.

Wes?

 

[lol]

Wes?

I haven't known him for that long.. but he is my other one that I've had for a year.

 

[DJBrenton]

At this point it's pretty much Domon/peanut, wessels/lol, and april/zac right?

(in terms of both people posting here)

I still have viable sperm. I think. I'm not sure I want to go through all that again though.

 

[DJBrenton]

Same tho. I have been dealing with an annoying hemorrhoid for like two years now.

You mean Wes? I didn't know you'd been with him that long.

 

[lol]

You mean Wes? I didn't know you'd been with him that long.

I haven't known him for that long.. but he is my other one that I've had for a year.

.

 

[DJBrenton]

I don't read past the post I want to quote. Can you tell?

 

[Coqui]

I still have viable sperm. I think. I'm not sure I want to go through all that again though.

But tardwife doesn't post here does she?

 

[DJBrenton]

I've no idea. I've suspected @thintoast is tardwife a few times.

 

[Peppers]

I've no idea. I've suspected @thintoast is tardwife a few times.

Your wife is a racist who is jealous of kiki's bf and spends her days white knighting JCC all over the interwebs?

 

[thintoast]

Nah... this jelly is moldy. Debunked.

 

[Petunia]

I've no idea. I've suspected @thintoast is tardwife a few times.

Ahahahahaaaa