So yesterday morning, I was picked up by Fat Bastard of Uber.
He had to be close to 400 lbs, greasy, dirty, holed up shirt, & his car was absolute filthy. I really had to be somewhere, so I just got in. Plus, it makes me nervous to be all bitchass because these fuckers know where you live n sheat.
Anyhoo, we proceed on with my journey. He has no idea what is going on with his "devices" for GPS, so I said I know where it is, and I will direct you.
Welllll Mr. Bastard wasn't having any of that cuz he HAD to figure out these goddamn devices of his. He actually got mad & said these things have been "shitting on me" all morning. And he's playing with this shit while we're driving down the road! He's completely distracted, slowing down, speeding up, etc.
I'm like annoyed af at this point & thennnn Mr Bastard decides to pull over!
Pull fucking over!
Even after I said that I will tell him where to go!
So, I got really anxious and said I have to really be somewhere!
Then, Bastard Sir gets the show on the road and I arrive.
So, my fare came to over $3.00 more than it should've been because of Sir Bastard's fuckery!
I complained to Uber when I got home. Explained the story & the grossness of this dude's car & himself & "Aripitha" responded with a prompt apology and a $5 credit.