nukes
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This is true, I am.
The 400 lb Uber driver was a taxi friend of mine, Nigel.
Sorry @Applesauce but war is war.
My big little birds are everywhere
Ontopic uber VS taxis
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The 400 lb Uber driver was a taxi friend of mine, Nigel.
Sorry @Applesauce but war is war.
My big little birds are everywhere
You know what, I'm beginning to think he's actually not fat, but big boned indeed.
That lying sack of shit!
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Anyone ever drop an ass-bomb in the back of your taxi so bad you had to abandon ship?
nukes
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No one fucks around in my cab.
In the good old days of 1988 1989, i had a surefire way to deal with fare evasion.
If a moke was dumb enough to say "i have no money" as he was trying to get out of the cab, id jam the throttle and burn rubber.
"Where you taking me bro?" They would ask.
If they were white the answer was Orchard Park projects.
Blacks would be told Old Colony projects.
Everyone paid.
So!
I called an uber today to get to the airport cuz blah blah blah CEO is a dick!
ANYHOOOOOOO
my app told me it would be approx $70-$90... ok no prob, i was expecting something around that ballpark
so the driver (Brown guy..) says:
hey so do you just wanna pay me cash and i'll cancel the uber?
$70 flat rate (a cab would be like $200+)
and I'm like Sorry Bro, I don't carry cash, I have credit cards
and he's like NO CASH? I GOT YOU FAMZ and he whips out his little Square to charge my credit card
he's like UBER GONNA CHARGE ME 25% THATS TOO MUCH!!!
anyhoo, i said ok and we did it.
I called an uber today to get to the airport cuz blah blah blah CEO is a dick!
ANYHOOOOOOO
my app told me it would be approx $70-$90... ok no prob, i was expecting something around that ballpark
so the driver (Brown guy..) says:
hey so do you just wanna pay me cash and i'll cancel the uber?
$70 flat rate (a cab would be like $200+)
and I'm like Sorry Bro, I don't carry cash, I have credit cards
and he's like NO CASH? I GOT YOU FAMZ and he whips out his little Square to charge my credit card
he's like UBER GONNA CHARGE ME 25% THATS TOO MUCH!!!
anyhoo, i said ok and we did it.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
When you do a job off app with an UberZ/Lyft/Wingz driver you lose commercial gap insurance coverage.
Fucking liar. Everybody knows there's no brown people in Canada.
dude... theres a TON of brown people in canada.
I think toronto has more brown people and asian people than half the US
this is correct.dude... theres a TON of brown people in canada.
I think toronto has more brown people and asian people than half the US
we are DIRECTLY behind the brown countries with how many brown people we have here.
its CRAZY
my friends son's 5th grade class has 20 brown kids, 1 black and 1 white
dude... theres a TON of brown people in canada.
I think toronto has more brown people and asian people than half the US
Toronto.
That's like some type of reservation then right? They keep them all in one place so they can keep an eye on them?
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
BTW, Ape did this once in Boston. It was so nasty that the driver rolled down his window. In February. Fucking freezing.
nukes
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Accident mostly.
Uber etc all have "gap insurance" which becomes commercial coverage when the driver is on app and with passenger who ordered through the app.
As soon as today's driver cancelled the order, no accident coverage.
Next time, use it as leverage.
He charged you the same price as the on app job would have been.
"Off app you are uninsured- I'll give you $50 cash or we stay on app".
The Jew is always happy to help.
nukes
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just like a cabbie to put the foremost concern of being ferried by someone else as rape.