Stop handsoming up the over forty club, you dick!Big birthdays make it easy to justify!
Stop handsoming up the over forty club, you dick!Big birthdays make it easy to justify!
Yeah, you need to grow a terist beard like JihadiflyStop handsoming up the over forty club, you dick!
My beard is awesome. Got stopped in the bar the other day with some people asking how I get it to look so nice.Yeah, you need to grow a terist beard like Jihadifly
My beard is awesome. Got stopped in the bar the other day with some people asking how I get it to look so nice.
My beard is awesome. Got stopped in the bar the other day with some people asking how I get it to look so nice.
No, but once I got back to the table, we all decided that if it comes up again, I should say something weird. I came up with grinding up mechanical pencil lead and then rubbing that into my beard.Did you answer 'it's all the sulfates from the IEDs I make'
because you should have
I haven't trimmed it since 7/1. However, I do use conditioner and beard balm.trim once a week, and condition or beard oil it.
Its not hard to not look homeless. Just most people who arent lifelong bearders dont do it.
No, but once I got back to the table, we all decided that if it comes up again, I should say something weird. I came up with grinding up mechanical pencil lead and then rubbing that into my beard.
I haven't trimmed it since 7/1. However, I do use conditioner and beard balm.
I still shave my cheeks and neck. And yes, I forgot that I do trim my mustache, but the beard itself has not been touched.wtf. Genetics must work in your favor if you're not getting scragglies. Beard balm does go a long way to calming those down though.
You're doing cheek lines though right? and moustache so you dont end up all sam elliot-ey?
Trim doesnt mean chop it all down, it just means tweaking.
I said we’d talk about it. I don’t see this trip ending any other way than me stabbing her in the face.Balancing going to Paris with hanging out with the not-really-a-stepmonster-but-best-described-as.
Did you say yet or did you say 'let me think on it'?
I said we’d talk about it. I don’t see this trip ending any other way than me stabbing her in the face.
The airline would make you check the stepladder you'd need to reach that high.I said we’d talk about it. I don’t see this trip ending any other way than me stabbing her in the face.
:HAY:The airline would make you check the stepladder you'd need to reach that high.
But Paris!I said we’d talk about it. I don’t see this trip ending any other way than me stabbing her in the face.
I'd rather not see it from the inside of an Interpol station.But Paris!
But Paris!
Off to the Canary Isles tomorrow. Summer Sun without the horror of being in Florida.