GAY The Useless Travel Thread

[fly]

Big birthdays make it easy to justify!

Stop handsoming up the over forty club, you dick!

 

[Duke]

Stop handsoming up the over forty club, you dick!

Yeah, you need to grow a terist beard like Jihadifly

 

[fly]

Yeah, you need to grow a terist beard like Jihadifly

My beard is awesome. Got stopped in the bar the other day with some people asking how I get it to look so nice.

 

[Duke]

My beard is awesome. Got stopped in the bar the other day with some people asking how I get it to look so nice.

Did you answer 'it's all the sulfates from the IEDs I make'

because you should have

 

[Domon]

My beard is awesome. Got stopped in the bar the other day with some people asking how I get it to look so nice.

trim once a week, and condition or beard oil it.

Its not hard to not look homeless. Just most people who arent lifelong bearders dont do it.

 

[fly]

Did you answer 'it's all the sulfates from the IEDs I make'

because you should have

No, but once I got back to the table, we all decided that if it comes up again, I should say something weird. I came up with grinding up mechanical pencil lead and then rubbing that into my beard.

trim once a week, and condition or beard oil it.

Its not hard to not look homeless. Just most people who arent lifelong bearders dont do it.

I haven't trimmed it since 7/1. However, I do use conditioner and beard balm.

 

[Domon]

No, but once I got back to the table, we all decided that if it comes up again, I should say something weird. I came up with grinding up mechanical pencil lead and then rubbing that into my beard.

I haven't trimmed it since 7/1. However, I do use conditioner and beard balm.

wtf. Genetics must work in your favor if you're not getting scragglies. Beard balm does go a long way to calming those down though.

You're doing cheek lines though right? and moustache so you dont end up all sam elliot-ey?

Trim doesnt mean chop it all down, it just means tweaking.

 

[fly]

wtf. Genetics must work in your favor if you're not getting scragglies. Beard balm does go a long way to calming those down though.

You're doing cheek lines though right? and moustache so you dont end up all sam elliot-ey?

Trim doesnt mean chop it all down, it just means tweaking.

I still shave my cheeks and neck. And yes, I forgot that I do trim my mustache, but the beard itself has not been touched.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Balancing going to Paris with hanging out with the not-really-a-stepmonster-but-best-described-as.

Did you say yet or did you say 'let me think on it'?

I said we’d talk about it. I don’t see this trip ending any other way than me stabbing her in the face.

 

[Duke]

I said we’d talk about it. I don’t see this trip ending any other way than me stabbing her in the face.

With the high suicide rate off the Eiffel Tower and your brains, I'm sure you can come to a more beneficial solution.

 

[Jehannum]

I said we’d talk about it. I don’t see this trip ending any other way than me stabbing her in the face.

The airline would make you check the stepladder you'd need to reach that high.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

The airline would make you check the stepladder you'd need to reach that high.

:HAY:

 

[Ledboots]

I said we’d talk about it. I don’t see this trip ending any other way than me stabbing her in the face.

But Paris!

 

[Mrs. Valve]

But Paris!

I'd rather not see it from the inside of an Interpol station.

 

[Valve1138]

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[HipHugHer]

But Paris!

I've been to Paris. It's mostly faded yellow and smells like urine, but some of the buildings are cool.

 

[HipHugHer]

Senor Flop. Wednesday was rough. Thursday involved eating and sleeping. Today is grandkids and buffets. Give me a little earlier warning next time and we'll do stuff.

Also how did the firing go? Did you break spirits and manage out?

 

[DJBrenton]

Off to the Canary Isles tomorrow. Summer Sun without the horror of being in Florida.

 

[Petunia]

I’m going to NYC aloneeeee on dec 8/9

Imma make sure I get in all kinds of troubles since I will be UNATTENDED

 

[Petunia]

Off to the Canary Isles tomorrow. Summer Sun without the horror of being in Florida.

My friend has property there and she’s always inviting me to go
Looks super nice
How warm is it there?
SHIRLEY IT CANT BEAT THAT AWESOME FLORIDA HEAT AND HUMIDITY