How the fuck don't we have a master travel spam thread. I blame April. No, actually, since I'm sitting here at GDub intercontinental (apparently they are better than just calling themselves International like the rest of the fucking world) I blame @Mustard Dispenser . I've got six hours of layover here before I hit the bordellos in the seedy part of Cancun. I had to tech the bartender here how to make a fucking Colorado bulldog... Backwater philistines.