Hawt The Useless RPG Thread

[Domon]

Eh, I rolled

shit. Missed this.

Sorry!

You spring to your feet, with nimbleness that one would not expect of a drunkard, and your staff flares in blinding light, of its own accord, blinding your opponents. You immediately attack, decapitating all three of them.

Roll a d20 for the loot you take from their pockets, and your quest is completed!

 

[adi]

Eh?

 

[Domon]

I pull on the door handle, while reexamining the door for other clues

the runes "rule of three" glow briefly, but the door remains locked.

 

[adi]

 

[Strings]

5+3. You attempt to smoke the building out, but get so high attempting to light the stash, that you end up falling into a deep sleep. You awake several hours later, closer to your goal, as the rest of the building is passed out, but not yet having retrieved your gear, nor having done anything for your reputation

I attempt to wheel out Adi's amp, though the cheap casters squeak and squeal.
As a gesture of appreciation, I refill all the patrons mugs with the taverns finest ale.
....
Oh, and pinch the bar wench on the way out.
...
Carrying a still passed out Adi under one arm.

 

[Domon]

that's should be plan B but I smoked the last of my stash during the church robbery so meow it's plan C

Success! Not only does the local point you to their dealer, but they spot you a gram. Quest Completed!

 

[Domon]

I attempt to wheel out Adi's amp, though the cheap casters squeak and squeal.
As a gesture of appreciation, I refill all the patrons mugs with the taverns finest ale.
....
Oh, and pinch the bar wench on the way out.
...
Carrying a still passed out Adi under one arm.

Roll D20 for success

 

[adi]

I attempt to wheel out Adi's amp, though the cheap casters squeak and squeal.
As a gesture of appreciation, I refill all the patrons mugs with the taverns finest ale.
....
Oh, and pinch the bar wench on the way out.
...
Carrying a still passed out Adi under one arm.

I got all the pedals and cables and we're now going to roll one for confidence.

 

[my little brony]

Success! Not only does the local point you to their dealer, but they spot you a gram. Quest Completed!

delightful!

I enjoy my blunt as I walk around town, wondering if I'll run into any other interesting figures on my path

 

[fly]

I think that works...

edit: I really need to do some fucking work today goddammit.

 

[my little brony]

I think that works...

edit: I really need to do some fucking work today goddammit.

me too but imagine poor @Domon trying to keep track of half a dozen players

rule #1, never split the party!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

shit. Missed this.

Sorry!

You spring to your feet, with nimbleness that one would not expect of a drunkard, and your staff flares in blinding light, of its own accord, blinding your opponents. You immediately attack, decapitating all three of them.

Roll a d20 for the loot you take from their pockets, and your quest is completed!

 

[Domon]

You receive 10 gold, a rusty dagger worth three gold, a small ruby ring and some very dirty looks from those passing you by

Quest complete!

 

[Domon]

me too but imagine poor @Domon trying to keep track of half a dozen players

rule #1, never split the party!

im doing mostly ok so far, I wasnt expecting such a turnout. Everyone will be heading back to the birdlike man shortly to be reunited.

 

[Valve1138]

dice mmmkay

 

[SwimBikeRunCake]

the runes "rule of three" glow briefly, but the door remains locked.

I try turning the key in the lock two more times.

 

[Strings]

Roll D20 for success

 

[adi]

Roll D20 for success

 

[Domon]

@Mustard Dispenser COMPLETED : 10 silver, one rusty dagger, one ruby ring
@my little brony COMPLETED : 3 silver, and one joint
@Duke @fbks @Mrs. Valve still rolling

 

[Strings]

I got 17 , you 14.
Lets see what happens next.