Hawt The Useless RPG Thread

[Domon]

SUCCESS! You leave with all your gear intact, and the patrons awake with a tune of yours in their ears, humming it as they go about their days, and feeling especially relaxed.

Your reputation is restored, and you have all your gear back. You also collect your fee for the previous evening of 10 silver each.

 

[Valve1138]

All the dice

 

[adi]

I got 17 , you 14.
Lets see what happens next.

 

[adi]

SUCCESS! You leave with all your gear intact, and the patrons awake with a tune of yours in their ears, humming it as they go about their days, and feeling especially relaxed.

Your reputation is restored, and you have all your gear back. You also collect your fee for the previous evening of 10 silver each.

 

[APRIL]

 

[Strings]

We rock, Adi.

 

[Domon]

wtf.

 

[Jehannum]

If they were real nerds, 4*4 = 10.

 

[APRIL]

wtf.

It's uh... funny... to me... only apparently.

 

[adi]

We rock, Adi.
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[adi]

It's uh... funny... to me... only apparently.

Me too

 

[Strings]

Me too

Me makes 3.
...
Three.

 

[adi]

Me makes 3.
...
Three.

 

[Valve1138]

lotsa dice

 

[Valve1138]

I got an 18, I elect to burn the motherfucker down.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

@Mustard Dispenser COMPLETED : 10 silver, one rusty dagger, one ruby ring

Gah what a bunch of worthless shit
Now, where did that bird-fucker go?

 

[SwimBikeRunCake]

fine I'll play nice. dex check.

 

[Domon]

Gah what a bunch of worthless shit
Now, where did that bird-fucker go?

You make your way back to the bird-fucker, and he stands silently in front of you, seemingly in deep meditation awaiting the other companions.

 

[Domon]

fine I'll play nice. dex check.

I may have missed a post. Whatcha rolling against? Last i saw was the runes glowing when you tried to open the door.

 

[Duke]

roll for success. 0-3 = bad things, 3-8 = you light the fire but embarrass yourself, 9-13 the fire lights, 14-17 you impress the apparition , 18+ = good things