Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Purvis the Worstest: You wake up drunk in a gutter, surrounded by cutthroats and thieves, trying to turn you over and rob you. Your staff lies beneath you, and the lead bandit, distracted by a young man wearing a codpiece, with dashing blonde hair passing by, kicks you, and mutters "lets just kill him". Defend yourself.
MOTHER FUKERRRRRRRSSSS!!!1
OH NOW LOOK WHAT YOU *BEELLLCHHH* MADE ME DO
ALL YOUR HEADS ARE OFF
...all your heads are off?
Well...fuck...
Fuck...
*shrug* Ok, lets see what you had in your *BELLLCHH* pockets then...