Baby The Official Baby/Fetus/BirthCanal Thread

[eileenbunny]

I can't believe how big she is getting! So beautiful.

 

[MacG]

She's the most adorable thing ever.

No she isn't, unless you gave birth to a kitten or a puppy sister.

 

[Darth Handsome]

No she isn't, unless you gave birth to a kitten or a puppy sister.

Yeah my daughter's puppy is a zillion times more adorable than that future hussy.

 

[nukes]

#babyshaming
You heard it first, right here on the UF.

 

[Darth Handsome]

#babyshaming
You heard it first, right here on the UF.

People have got to stop patting each other on the back for no goddamn good reason.

 

[Jehannum]

People have got to stop patting each other on the back for no goddamn good reason.

@Mustard Dispenser, can't you ban this wretched fuck from this thread? He does nothing but shit on people for having babbies.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

@Mustard Dispenser, can't you ban this wretched fuck from this thread? He does nothing but shit on people for having babbies.

Fair enough
I unbanned him from kikis thread, so I guess hell need something to bitch about.

 

[tre]

@Mustard Dispenser, can't you ban this wretched fuck from this thread? He does nothing but shit on people for having babbies.

maybe if you blurry up the baby pictures, he'll find them more palatable

 

[eileenbunny]

Just try to ignore him. He doesn't matter.

 

[plot]

darth lives matter.

 

[thintoast]

People have got to stop patting each other on the back for no goddamn good reason.

My gf was like OMG so and so finally had her baby!!!! Come look at the cute pics!!!

ME: It looks like an alien.

Her:

 

[Domon]

My gf was like OMG so and so finally had her baby!!!! Come look at the cute pics!!!

ME: It looks like an alien.

Her:

they totally look like aliens.

 

[thintoast]

they totally look like aliens.

The deal is, my gf's ovaries have been screaming at her to make a baby lately. Like, that's half of the conversations she starts. I'm like I get it... I'm on board... in a couple years. JUST NOT RIGHT NOW. We just moved in together and I'd like to enjoy a little us time before we throw a wrench in our own lives and not be able to see each other until we hit the pillows.

 

[Amstel]

18 yrs wrench

 

[strawberry love]

The deal is, my gf's ovaries have been screaming at her to make a baby lately. Like, that's half of the conversations she starts. I'm like I get it... I'm on board... in a couple years. JUST NOT RIGHT NOW. We just moved in together and I'd like to enjoy a little us time before we throw a wrench in our own lives and not be able to see each other until we hit the pillows.

How old is she?

Maybe I'm broken. Lol. No clock ticking

 

[Valve1138]

The deal is, my gf's ovaries have been screaming at her to make a baby lately. Like, that's half of the conversations she starts. I'm like I get it... I'm on board... in a couple years. JUST NOT RIGHT NOW. We just moved in together and I'd like to enjoy a little us time before we throw a wrench in our own lives and not be able to see each other until we hit the pillows.

So she's pregnant and you guys haven't announced it right.

 

[Valve1138]

Our accountant asked if we planned on kids.

I said, "If there's an accident, we wouldn't get rid of it".

True story.

 

[thintoast]

How old is she?

Maybe I'm broken. Lol. No clock ticking

27

 

[thintoast]

Our accountant asked if we planned on kids.

I said, "If there's an accident, we wouldn't get rid of it".

True story.

 

[strawberry love]

27

Ohhh.