Baby The Official Baby/Fetus/BirthCanal Thread

[Darth Handsome]

His files are corrupt.

I blame his goddamn ginger beard. His nuts got lost somewhere in that thing.

 

[nukes]

I blame his goddamn ginger beard. His nuts got lost somewhere in that thing.

It's their whole gdamed generation. They gotta become master chefs, carpenters, mechanics and also be sensitive understanding husbands.
They're dragging our generation down and making us look bad I'll tell you wut.

 

[Domon]

Mine is pushing up on hands and knees then pushes herself backwards. I figure forwards won't be far off though.

we went from zero movement to crawling to standing to cruising in less than a month.

 

[Domon]

Listen man. We have to talk. It's the broads' job to "show off" the baby pics. You're supposed to be in the bar lamenting what you've gotten yourself into. You're circumventing the system & making the species even weaker for it.

Theres nothing more manly than loving your kids and being proud of them.

 

[Domon]

It's their whole gdamed generation. They gotta become master chefs, carpenters, mechanics and also be sensitive understanding husbands.
They're dragging our generation down and making us look bad I'll tell you wut.

We had the greatest generation, then you fuckers, then the rest of us are trying to raise the bar again.

 

[Domon]

the reason I ask. . .

My sister had the same set up & marveled when her little kid came over and started rolling and tumbling and moving all over the place when they visited because her kid didn't do that at her house. They carpeted the entire 2nd floor and were amazed how fast the little dude was tumbling and moving around up there.

It's kind of important developmental muscle coordination stuffs.

oh, she flies no matter the material. Also, we're about 50/50 hardwoods and rugs. She prefers the hardwoods, moves better on em.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Theres nothing more manly than loving your kids and being proud of them.

Stop reading womens magazines.

 

[nukes]

We had the greatest generation, then you fuckers, then the rest of us are trying to raise the bar again.

Great idea. Off to the Russian Front with the lot of you. Become the 2nd Greatest Generation and getcher balls shot off (except Jehannum- getcher ball shot off-jk they don't accept UniBalls in Uncle Sam's Army I tried).
MAKE MURICA GREAT AGAIN!

 

[Darth Handsome]

Holy fuck and you wonder why Trump won.

 

[Domon]

Stop reading womens magazines.

Get with the 21st century old man, noone reads magazines of any kind anymore.

The closest i get to reading a womens magazine is your posts.

 

[kiwi]

we went from zero movement to crawling to standing to cruising in less than a month.

I'm worried about that day. The boys are terrible at keeping their tiny toys picked up. She's decided this week that she has to stand all the time now but needs us to help pull her up, isn't quite to doing it herself with inanimate objects.

 

[Darth Handsome]

The closest i get to reading a womens magazine is your posts.

All right this isnt too bad.

 

[nukes]

5℅ you can love your wife and kids just fine and also joke and bitch about it with the boys.
#bringbackhumor

 

[Domon]

5℅ you can love your wife and kids just fine and also joke and bitch about it with the boys.
#bringbackhumor

which is exactly what im doing.

 

[Amstel]

Stop reading womens magazines.

reading the mags gives some dudes the impression OVERKILL is sexy.

Gurlz wish guys would show their emoshunz moar. Guy=zomg emo incontinence 24/7 will show them!

 

[Amstel]

Good afternoon gentlemen, I see you all have your tickets for the friend zone.

Step right this way. . .

 

[strawberry love]

That faceeeeeeeeee

 

[MacG]

 

[MacG]

Just a reminder, you can still get rid of 'em. It's not too late.

 

[kiwi]

Just a reminder, you can still get rid of 'em. It's not too late.

Have you seen my baby? She's the most adorable thing ever. Why would I want to get rid of her?

The older ones i get to drop at their dads for a couple days in an hour.