Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
I chafed my left nipple bloody this morning on my run.
Looked like I was lactating on the way down the hill.
Looked like I was lactating on the way down the hill.
I'll just band-aid my nipples next time. Not used to running in the cold.You sir need a manssiere.
You're gonna have tiny little squares of not-hairy spots.
He has a bidet doing the work of angels now.go ream out @fly's butthole.
I’ve actually considered taking up running just to get out if the house. I was trying to decide if I could convince my family to let me Go on a four hour hike. I’d take them but when I do I end up carrying the baby back and that’s not nearly as much fun.3 miles on Friday
5 miles on Saturday
20 mile bike ride yesterday
...
Getting kind of bored here, guise.
Just leave and don't tell them.I’ve actually considered taking up running just to get out if the house. I was trying to decide if I could convince my family to let me Go on a four hour hike. I’d take them but when I do I end up carrying the baby back and that’s not nearly as much fun.
Aren't your kids old enough to baby sit each other at this point? Go have some fun.I’ve actually considered taking up running just to get out if the house. I was trying to decide if I could convince my family to let me Go on a four hour hike. I’d take them but when I do I end up carrying the baby back and that’s not nearly as much fun.
Physical exertion really helps keep me sane. If you've ever heard the saying, "A tired dog is a good dog", well the same goes for humans imho.I’ve actually considered taking up running just to get out if the house. I was trying to decide if I could convince my family to let me Go on a four hour hike. I’d take them but when I do I end up carrying the baby back and that’s not nearly as much fun.
Okay so 35 lb chunk of an almost 4 year old is more accurate.the baby is not a baby. Hugely not a baby.
They’ll likely murder each other.Aren't your kids old enough to baby sit each other at this point? Go have some fun.
You can still make more.They’ll likely murder each other.
I am gonna sneak off with the 16 year old to go try not to die driving here shortly.