NSFW The Exercise Thread

[Jehannum]

I chafed my left nipple bloody this morning on my run.

Looked like I was lactating on the way down the hill.

 

[HipHugHer]

You sir need a manssiere.

 

[Jehannum]

You sir need a manssiere.

I'll just band-aid my nipples next time. Not used to running in the cold.

 

[HipHugHer]

You're gonna have tiny little squares of not-hairy spots.

 

[Jehannum]

You're gonna have tiny little squares of not-hairy spots.

 

[nukes]

4 miles on the pedometer so far.
I've consumed 10 miles worth of food...

 

[APRIL]

3 miles on Friday
5 miles on Saturday
20 mile bike ride yesterday
...

Getting kind of bored here, guise.

 

[nukes]

More resistance band excercises.
Yay.

 

[Jehannum]

3 miles on Friday
5 miles on Saturday
20 mile bike ride yesterday
...

Getting kind of bored here, guise.

go ream out @fly's butthole.

 

[APRIL]

go ream out @fly's butthole.

He has a bidet doing the work of angels now.

 

[kiwi]

3 miles on Friday
5 miles on Saturday
20 mile bike ride yesterday
...

Getting kind of bored here, guise.

I’ve actually considered taking up running just to get out if the house. I was trying to decide if I could convince my family to let me Go on a four hour hike. I’d take them but when I do I end up carrying the baby back and that’s not nearly as much fun.

 

[nukes]

I’ve actually considered taking up running just to get out if the house. I was trying to decide if I could convince my family to let me Go on a four hour hike. I’d take them but when I do I end up carrying the baby back and that’s not nearly as much fun.

Just leave and don't tell them.
Mum's the word.

 

[HipHugHer]

Have the older kids carry the baby.

 

[Domon]

the baby is not a baby. Hugely not a baby.

 

[nukes]

Walkabout is life.

 

[APRIL]

I’ve actually considered taking up running just to get out if the house. I was trying to decide if I could convince my family to let me Go on a four hour hike. I’d take them but when I do I end up carrying the baby back and that’s not nearly as much fun.

Aren't your kids old enough to baby sit each other at this point? Go have some fun.

 

[fly]

I’ve actually considered taking up running just to get out if the house. I was trying to decide if I could convince my family to let me Go on a four hour hike. I’d take them but when I do I end up carrying the baby back and that’s not nearly as much fun.

Physical exertion really helps keep me sane. If you've ever heard the saying, "A tired dog is a good dog", well the same goes for humans imho.

 

[kiwi]

the baby is not a baby. Hugely not a baby.

Okay so 35 lb chunk of an almost 4 year old is more accurate.

 

[kiwi]

Aren't your kids old enough to baby sit each other at this point? Go have some fun.

They’ll likely murder each other.

I am gonna sneak off with the 16 year old to go try not to die driving here shortly.

 

[APRIL]

They’ll likely murder each other.

I am gonna sneak off with the 16 year old to go try not to die driving here shortly.

You can still make more.