NSFW The Exercise Thread

[fly]

I'm doing dry January.

A whole month is too much of a pain in the ass. Also, we have a camping trip planned, and you can't camp and not drink. Like, no. Ours starts today.

I'm also upping my exercise regime for this time. Normally I run *or* work out. Now I'm going to work out on days I run. #FML

 

[Petunia]

@APRIL's parents leave today, so its time to start my Moist January. Two weeks dry.

i genuinely thought this was gonna end with “so it’s time to start making sweet love to my
wife” but who are we kidding here

 

[Mikeawesome]

i genuinely thought this was gonna end with “so it’s time to start making sweet love to my
wife” but who are we kidding here

Yea I thought this was about gay sex with April. Don't want to have any of that with the parents in the house.

 

[fly]

i genuinely thought this was gonna end with “so it’s time to start making sweet love to my
wife” but who are we kidding here

ewww gross

 

[NukesII]

Yea I thought this was about gay sex with April. Don't want to have any of that with the parents in the house.

I saw that film twice!

 

[fly]

I saw that film twice!

It was a short film

 

[NukesII]

It was a short film

Hence the 2nd viewing. Gotta finish knowwuimean?

 

[Petunia]

i was on the thread mill today and not even 2 min on I had to poop SOOOOOOO BAD.
i hit the stop button, left my stuff behind and ran to the change room

the whole time i was thinking … oh shit @fly was right about running and getting the shiiiiits

 

[Petunia]

i was on the thread mill today and not even 2 min on I had to poop SOOOOOOO BAD.
i hit the stop button, left my stuff behind and ran to the change room

the whole time i was thinking … oh shit @fly was right about running and getting the shiiiiits

 

[fly]

thread mill

Also, nice DP again.

 

[Petunia]

thread mill

Also, nice DP again.

THREAD MILL

what happened to my DP before

 

[Jehannum]

i was on the thread mill today and not even 2 min on I had to poop SOOOOOOO BAD.
i hit the stop button, left my stuff behind and ran to the change room

the whole time i was thinking … oh shit @fly was right about running and getting the shiiiiits

A run is better than a laxative for me. Just finished with a shit and a shower after my 5 miler.

 

[Jehannum]

THREAD MILL

what happened to my DP before

 

[NukesII]

THREAD MILL

what happened to my DP before

Double penetration

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Finally got back to the gym yesterday after having shitty illness for weeks. I was in a foul self-hating mood so my PT was taking it easy on me but Ive pulled all my back muscles from doing deadlifts without good form. Squat rack will be interesting tomorrow.

 

[Jehannum]

Hit the hotel gym today. What a piece of shit.

 

[Petunia]

yesterday morning i went to hot yoga and i sweat so much that i stunk like Ohio

 

[ZRH]

yesterday morning i went to hot yoga and i sweat so much that i stunk like Ohio

Ohio always smelled like pee and cigarettes to me.

 

[Petunia]

MRI @ 0430
gym @ 0600
treadmill @ 0610
pooping @ 0612

 

[ZRH]

MRI @ 0430
gym @ 0600
treadmill @ 0610
pooping @ 0612

I think you're supposed to spend more than 2 minutes on the treadmill.