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I Eat Buttholes Raw
Sometimes I'm the master and he's the disciple.It's a dangerous game trying to one-up an edgy joke.
Sometimes I'm the pirate Captain and he's...
Nevermind.
Sometimes I'm the master and he's the disciple.It's a dangerous game trying to one-up an edgy joke.
Who will save her? She's not Betty White.Maggie will save him.
Accounting for dog years?? Maggie might beat Betty White.Who will save her? She's not Betty White.
Touche'Accounting for dog years?? Maggie might beat Betty White.
I would've set you up with my fat Jewish mother.Yeah, sorry for my idea of what is an appropriate descriptive becoming the kindling for that fire. I think my brain insisted I include their nationality, as I perceived it, in case that’s customary behavior for folks I don’t fully understand.
Just got my Instacart starter kit. My first order is for a couple on a small farm in Maryland.
Wish me luck!
I'll be wearing gloves during work, if for nothing else to insure big tips.
Remember to cup the balls and work the shaft.Just got my Instacart starter kit. My first order is for a couple on a small farm in Maryland.
Wish me luck!
I'll be wearing gloves during work, if for nothing else to insure big tips.
Stay safe out there!Just got my Instacart starter kit. My first order is for a couple on a small farm in Maryland.
Wish me luck!
I'll be wearing gloves during work, if for nothing else to insure big tips.
Completed first Instacart order. It's difficult because many things are out of stock. Customer wasn't home.
Plus, did it all in mask and gloves.
Very kinky.
23 years in a cab as a rolling ATM.Be careful. Really. You don't know what someone might do if they see you walking around, looking lost with a box full of hard to get groceries.
Not necessary.Gonna be hard to make an ID since everyone is wearing a mask now.