WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Strings]

Not necessary.
I have this lovely green Instacart ID I wear around my neck.

Good. We'll be able to identify you at least.

 

[Valve1138]

The body that is.

 

[Strings]

 

[nukes]

The body that is.

You need me alive. It keeps the juices flowing.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Systemic problem at work. Narrowed it down to starting at a certain timeframe, with two or three part numbers, and having three or four very strong correlations that we need to work through to determine what the culprit is.
At a warehouse we have a record that a buttload of old unused parts exist that are before and after the timeframe this problem began. I coordinate with the manufacturer to test these parts and we send a shipping request to the warehouse.

Warehouse got rid of these excess parts 3 years ago and never updated their fucking inventory.

Fuck.

 

[Petunia]

Just got my Instacart starter kit. My first order is for a couple on a small farm in Maryland.
Wish me luck!
I'll be wearing gloves during work, if for nothing else to insure big tips.

good luck Nuber!
stay safe and don’t touch anyone!
don’t catch this Chinese Virus!!!!


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[Petunia]

I think I can build up a private clientele on Instacart with a burner phone.
Dipshits that work apps then go off app and drive around using the same phone to serve clients they poached get de-activated.

i think this could be challenging right now cuz a lot of people are opting for the NO CONTACT option but i like your sneaky thinking!


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[nukes]

InStafart crashed today. Twice. Crap software not robust enough for the apocalypse.

 

[Strings]

InStafart crashed today. Twice. Crap software not robust enough for the apocalypse.

Use video chat, Nukes. Tape your phone to your chest and take your clients virtual shopping.

 

[wetwillie]

Use video chat, Nukes. Tape your phone to your chest and take your clients virtual shopping.

I approve of this idea! Heartless motherfuckers, they don't remember "the store".

 

[Petunia]

Use video chat, Nukes. Tape your phone to your chest and take your clients virtual shopping.

lmao


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[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Been instructed to take today and Tuesday off so Im not working til Wednesday. Really do need the downtime to process this car crash of a world.

Did a two hour course thing about managing in an existential crisis, the notes I took were quite interesting to read back and puts a nicer perspective on whats happening etc.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

for some reason I cant remote into my machine this morning
either Im fired or the IT doodz did something retarded
guess Ill find out when I call in for the morning video chat

 

[Valve1138]

Crtl-Alt-Del

 

[nukes]

for some reason I cant remote into my machine this morning
either Im fired or the IT doodz did something retarded
guess Ill find out when I call in for the morning video chat

Check the nut behind the VPN

 

[nukes]

'Refund my money!' Customers accuse Instacart shoppers of stealing their groceries

www.msn.com

 

[Strings]

Jesus, Nukes i could've sent ya toilet paper if you had just said something.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

for some reason I cant remote into my machine this morning
either Im fired or the IT doodz did something retarded

Welcome to the poetry revolution my friend

 

[Petunia]

'Refund my money!' Customers accuse Instacart shoppers of stealing their groceries

www.msn.com

NUKES YOU HAD ONE JOB!!


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[Immigrant]

Even without looking into it, I figure Instacart is the Uber of grocery delivery. It provides the grocer with more business without having to pay a delivery person, or accept liability.

Not good. Exactly like Uber and Lyft, and possibly also employing the worst possible drivers without regulation and oversight.