WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[wetwillie]

Dude can afford the quality bags, given the job he works.

Trophy wives are over-rated on holding capacity.

 

[Valve1138]

My boss pissed me off again today. She seems to time criticism perfectly with the day my period lands. It's like magical how much rage she then induces with her insecure bullshit. Woman I don't want your job, I could do it with my eyes closed but I have no interest in it. I'm not going to be apologetic about my competence and I couldn't care less about your competence, I do my fucking job and leave. Woman needs to grow a backbone and get over herself rather than falling into the bullshit trope that women feel threatened by others in the workplace. That's just the worse.

Just reach down for some blood, apply it like war paint, and tell her to fuck off.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Just reach down for some blood, apply it like war paint, and tell her to fuck off.

Oh she'd like that. Think the tied turned when I announced my engagement. Must have hit her that my V is out of circulation for the long term.

 

[fly]

My boss pissed me off again today. She seems to time criticism perfectly with the day my period lands. It's like magical how much rage she then induces with her insecure bullshit. Woman I don't want your job, I could do it with my eyes closed but I have no interest in it. I'm not going to be apologetic about my competence and I couldn't care less about your competence, I do my fucking job and leave. Woman needs to grow a backbone and get over herself rather than falling into the bullshit trope that women feel threatened by others in the workplace. That's just the worse.

The most important part of having a successful career is being able to eat shit sometimes. Make sure you're doing that on a regular basis.

 

[Domon]

My boss pissed me off again today. She seems to time criticism perfectly with the day my period lands. It's like magical how much rage she then induces with her insecure bullshit. Woman I don't want your job, I could do it with my eyes closed but I have no interest in it. I'm not going to be apologetic about my competence and I couldn't care less about your competence, I do my fucking job and leave. Woman needs to grow a backbone and get over herself rather than falling into the bullshit trope that women feel threatened by others in the workplace. That's just the worse.

have you tried saying that.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

The most important part of having a successful career is being able to eat shit sometimes. Make sure you're doing that on a regular basis.

I am genuinely not used to any part of that, nor do I accept it as truth.

 

[wetwillie]

The most important part of having a successful career is being able to eat shit sometimes. Make sure you're doing that on a regular basis.

This is so true. I'm not sure which is better, having to eat some shit because the other party(boss/customer) is a dick or because they are just stupid. I've realized my new employer types a lot of gaffs, then when people repeat what he wrote, he doesn't get that he was the one that made the friggin gaff. Yet I don't want to have to correct him. I had to do enough of that in his Independent Contractor's Agreement that referenced his previous business.

 

[fly]

I am genuinely not used to any part of that, nor do I accept it as truth.

IMHO, being prickly all the time usually isn't a good move. You have to keep your head down and just run through bullets sometimes.

 

[wetwillie]

IMHO, being prickly all the time usually isn't a good move. You have to keep your head down and just run through bullets sometimes.

God damn right!! Thanks for the "heads down" fly.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I need a back scratcher for the office. Now that Im retired from consorting with the Hotties I have no one at work with long beautiful nails to help me out in my times of trouble

 

[nukes]

I need a back scratcher for the office. Now that Im retired from consorting with the Hotties I have no one at work with long beautiful nails to help me out in my times of trouble

Mother Mary comes to me

 

[Darth Handsome]

Mother Mary comes to me

the struggle is real

 

[Strings]

 

[fly]

Amazon just enacted a temporary ban on shipping all non-essential items into their warehouse. #FML

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

My CEO finally seems to appreciate some of my skillset finally. Oh there's a national crisis? Oh look who's calm and already made plans A-Z and sorted out all logistics in a calm and clear manner... Not her.

 

[fly]

So one of my Chinese suppliers is the nicest fucking person on the planet. He's always very thoughtful and this time along with inventory, he's sending me two packs of 50 masks because he's worried about me and my family.

That's pretty fucking cool.

 

[Valve1138]

So one of my Chinese suppliers is the nicest fucking person on the planet. He's always very thoughtful and this time along with inventory, he's sending me two packs of 50 masks because he's worried about me and my family.

That's pretty fucking cool.

How much you gonna sell those masks for?

 

[Darth Handsome]

So one of my Chinese suppliers is the nicest fucking person on the planet. He's always very thoughtful and this time along with inventory, he's sending me two packs of 50 masks because he's worried about me and my family.

That's pretty fucking cool.

Its because he doesnt want to see your faces

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

He's in China, you goober. He wont see their faces anyways.
You could've said he wanted to protect everyone else from seeing their faces but no, you had to fuck it up.

 

[nukes]

ZOMG!
Darth cracked a tasteless joke.
Asa triggered.
The uselessdome is quaking, folks.