WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Immigrant]

Bearded robed people? What like Orthodox priests?

I don’t know what they are, but they wear robes and have long beards. Yes, we nod.

One old lady stopped me in an aisle one day and asked where my friends were. She was perplexed when I replied “on UF beeeaaaatccchhh”

 

[Immigrant]

If they were brown, I’m sure they would have trouble. That’s the look they have, sans brown.

 

[wetwillie]

I don’t know what they are, but they wear robes and have long beards. Yes, we nod.

One old lady stopped me in an aisle one day and asked where my friends were. She was perplexed when I replied “on UF beeeaaaatccchhh”

She thought you were a Hasidic Jew maybe? Mazal tov! Then you would need a nice Shtreimal (fur hat) to fit in.

 

[Immigrant]

No, they don’t look Jewish. I’m gonna ask someday.

 

[Strings]

No, they don’t look Jewish. I’m gonna ask someday.

If they mention human sacrifice run.

 

[Jehannum]

If they mention human sacrifice run.

@Immigrant is too old for the ol' Blood Libel.

 

[fly]

She thought you were a Hasidic Jew maybe? Mazal tov! Then you would need a nice Shtreimal (fur hat) to fit in.
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Speaking of Jew...

 

[wetwillie]

Speaking of Jew...

NO JEW!

 

[Duke]

Speaking of Jew...

The Jew Tang Clan

 

[wetwillie]

 

[nukes]

 

[Strings]

 

[Jehannum]

What was with all the Star Wars in that Mel Brooks joint?

 

[Strings]

What was with all the Star Wars in that Mel Brooks joint?

I don't know. Guess I should've screened the entire video first.

 

[nukes]

I don't know. Guess I should've screened the entire video first.

Slacker

 

[Strings]

Slacker

 

[Amstel]

They do look like that. Dog's facial expressions are the best. When in the cone - "what have I ever done to you to deserve this type of treatment?"

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Got told to reorganize one of the folders on the server so it actually makes sense. Gotta read a little bit of everything to figure out where it goes.

Someone who used to work here worked exclusively in Comic Sans.

 

[Jehannum]

Got told to reorganize one of the folders on the server so it actually makes sense. Gotta read a little bit of everything to figure out where it goes.

Someone who used to work here worked exclusively in Comic Sans.

Somebody's company still thinks that Word is good for publishing, apparently.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I do not know who you are trying to "get" with that.