WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Boobs are tons more interesting

oh, is there a career that requires you to draw dicks?
I know youre good at that.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

oh, is there a career that requires you to draw dicks?
I know youre good at that.

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[Valve1138]

@Dory you should replace the nazi dick on GBBO!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

@Dory you should replace the nazi dick on GBBO!

I eat cake good

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[Petunia]

Yep, that's it. That's the only thing that's "hot" about @Maureen

My nostrils are pretty hot

 

[Duke]

My nostrils are pretty hot

Plus you're small enough to break into places most people can't.

#allcanadiansarecriminalsourpresidenttoldme

 

[Petunia]

Plus you're small enough to break into places most people can't.

#allcanadiansarecriminalsourpresidenttoldme

You don't know how many times I've broken into basement windows for my friends who have been locked out ...
I'm like a fkn gerbil

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I was aware of that in my original post. There is (salary appropriate) work there, if you really want it. You can't be lazy though, you have to seek it out.

Yeah I don't think it's for me. I had a look around a few sites last night and I can tell for me the whole process will be a stress creater. The job requirements are horribly described, will will lead to disputes. Plus the pay that I'm looking for, for the things I want to do, arent there. If they are there, we'll I can't find them.

If I was unemployed, then I'd be more inclined to get involved with this to kick off my self employment. Since I already have a full time job, I'm only looking for an hour or 2 each night for some extra cash. This means that what someone like April can do in a day, will take me a week. These jobs on these sites seem to require completion in a timely manner. It really seems more geared to someone in April's position more than mine.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

My nostrils are pretty hot

Can I fill them?

 

[Petunia]

Can I fill them?

POST OF THE YEAR !!!

Lmaoooooooooo






































The answer is yes

 

[Jehannum]

Jerry's talking about crypto currencies on the phone now.

Block chain this, etherium that, I think I'm going to GTFO.

 

[fly]

Jerry's talking about crypto currencies on the phone now.

Block chain this, etherium that, I think I'm going to GTFO.

If you were smart, you'd be mining at home.

 

[Valve1138]

With a pic axe and a shovel!

 

[Jehannum]

If you were smart, you'd be mining at home.

Nah. I'm dum.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Hey other applicants! I tuk yer jerb!!




Giggity.

 

[fly]

Congrats bro!

 

[Jehannum]

Hey other applicants! I tuk yer jerb!!




Giggity.

Fuckin Cubans, I tell you hwut.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

GG getting the job
Now you have to actually do it

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

GG getting the job
Now you have to actually do it

I'm not hugely worried about that.

Did I mention that I think paraphrasing a Rick & Morty quote helped get me the second interview?

 

[Valve1138]

Depends on what you quoted.