CletusJones said:My dry and unamusing sense of humor will be my downfall. 'nuff said LOL AM I RITE??
CletusJones said:My dry and unamusing sense of humor will be my downfall. 'nuff said LOL AM I RITE??
BigDov said:my love for "quiet time stargazing" has caused me to develop several unexplained callouses.
CletusJones said:My love for solitude along with my gallon of cocoabutter lotion has made my left forearm look like Popeye's fucking arm. I rock my cock..... AAAALL NIGHT LONG!
dude! why would you post that?BigDov said:I have paid CletusJones for videos of him fapping
CletusJones said:And like the bitch that I am, I've never followed through.
BigDov said:my wife makes me wear a chastity belt because my homo-erotic fantisies make her worried that I'm taking the wrong path through life.
why didn't you tell me? now it's going to be really expensive to get the plane tickets.BigDov said:LOL
edit: we have one booked for next week
Drool-Boy said:I hate those two fgts dov and cletus sooooo much, but they really do make my manties wet....... I'm man enough to admit it.
fake edit- when I'm drunk
BigDov said:If you closed your eyes and got head from some chick and then from Elton John, I bet you the head you got from Elton John would feel the best because gay relationships revolve around blowjobs and stuff like that. Now I'm not gay, I'm just saying it would feel better, think about it, plus you'd have your eyes closed so it's not like you would know
Like I could be funny. What the fuck are you thinking?elpmis said:your my boy and all, but that title rape sucked man
theacoustician said:I always wondered what it would be like to wear a maxi pad. One time when my wife wasn't home, I stole one of hers and wore it for a few hours. Then I decided to test it's absorbancy. Boy was it hard to explain the urine stain on the couch...