Post your favorite makeup

I just got all shaky there before I threw my hungryman into the microwave. I wonder if I was starving or something.
 
CletusJones said:
theacoustician said:
I always wondered what it would be like to wear a maxi pad. One time when my wife wasn't home, I stole one of hers and wore it for a few hours. Then I decided to test it's absorbancy. Boy was it hard to explain the urine stain on the couch...
Speaking of not funny, I think someone needs to stick to self-gratification.
 
elpmis said:
So, today after I pick up Timmy for our weekly Big Brother time and take him to the Zoo I'm going over to the local animal shelter to stay the night to comfort and take care of the abused critters
 
sanjay said:
hi you are now in [H] mode. go fuck yourself. you and fatburger were the first set of loser lameshits that could not deliver a quality product- LOL uselessforums.com is the most pathetic example of content I have ever seen. all i wanted was for someone to code a nice piece of integrated software that would help highlight the content contained within the forums.

retards.