Desslock said:I pretend to be tough to cover for my love of wearing lil pink dresses and makeup
chikken said:If only one of the rolls had enough sweat to scuba in.
April23 said:April's Blog, March 2, 2005 - I started on a new diet today as part of my New Year's Resolution...... it's only 10,000 calories per day and I think it's really going to be good for me; it's going to be nice to shed these layers of fat and let the real me shine through. The tough part is, I have to cut out deep-fried foods, cheese, bread and trans-fats, and of all things, pork rinds dipped in Crisco........ this is a sad sad day
I thought thats where they held United Nation conferences and such.ChikkenNoodul said:You are apparantly unaware of roll #372
April23 said:BigDov... now you know thats the untruth.
Drool-Boy said:Sometimes, at night, when nobody is looking and my wife is in bed, I put on my N'Sync records and play DDR online vs Bast. Boy does it make my gooch sweat...
:admin: said:My sexual ambiguity is to hide the fact that my unit hasn't worked in over three years thanks to some failed back surgery
Desslock said:I love it when my wife tells me what to do. At least, I think I do....."Honey, do I like it when you boss me around and tell me what to do?"
MrsDesslock said:"STFU you cockmonkey and get back to licking my red pumps clean you maggot!"
Desslock said:See, I absolutely love it!
smileyfat said:My wife always comes in the bathroom and hits me when Im pooping. Its not my fault the bathtub is the only thing in there wide enough to fit my ass on
Drool-Boy said:ugh
tub-pooping = the lose
Drool-Boy said:My wife let me touch her once, on the arm. Well, she didn't actually let me, I sorta bumped into her while passing in the hallway. Boy did she throw a fit!
BigDov said:I'm secretly in cahoots with Satan to take over the world. My family are staunch supporters of this and are at home making flyers advertising the takeover.
I don't really like meeting with Satan though, all the heat is bad for my hair. After every meeting my hair is so unmanageable, I can't do anything with it for two or three days. Because of this, once I become ruler of the world I plan to make everyone else shave their heads so that I can have the best hair on the planet.