Post your favorite makeup

[BigDov]

My dry and unamusing sense of humor will be my downfall. 'nuff said LOL AM I RITE??

 

[CletusJones]

my love for "quiet time stargazing" has caused me to develop several unexplained callouses.

 

[BigDov]

My love for solitude along with my gallon of cocoabutter lotion has made my left forearm look like Popeye's fucking arm. I rock my cock..... AAAALL NIGHT LONG!

 

[CletusJones]

I have paid CletusJones for videos of him fapping

dude! why would you post that?

 

[BigDov]

And like the bitch that I am, I've never followed through.

it's amazing how the truth starts coming out you tease

 

[CletusJones]

my wife makes me wear a chastity belt because my homo-erotic fantisies make her worried that I'm taking the wrong path through life.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

you two get a fuckin room already

 

[BigDov]

you two get a fuckin room already

LOL

 

[CletusJones]

retards make the best french fries.

 

[CletusJones]

LOL



edit: we have one booked for next week

why didn't you tell me? now it's going to be really expensive to get the plane tickets.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

DING FRIES ARE DONE DING FRIES ARE DONE

 

[BigDov]

I hate those two fgts dov and cletus sooooo much, but they really do make my manties wet....... I'm man enough to admit it.












fake edit- when I'm drunk

 

[CletusJones]

Avid nose picker ISO SBF age 50 - 65 with same interests.

 

[simple]

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chikken this thread is for made up quotes, not real ones

 

[theacoustician]

Makeup? Are you gay now as well?

 

[simple]

If you closed your eyes and got head from some chick and then from Elton John, I bet you the head you got from Elton John would feel the best because gay relationships revolve around blowjobs and stuff like that. Now I'm not gay, I'm just saying it would feel better, think about it, plus you'd have your eyes closed so it's not like you would know

 

[simple]

Makeup? Are you gay now as well?

your my boy and all, but that title rape sucked man

 

[theacoustician]

your my boy and all, but that title rape sucked man

Like I could be funny. What the fuck are you thinking?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

chikken this thread is for made up quotes, not real ones

Ooops

 

[CletusJones]

I always wondered what it would be like to wear a maxi pad. One time when my wife wasn't home, I stole one of hers and wore it for a few hours. Then I decided to test it's absorbancy. Boy was it hard to explain the urine stain on the couch...