Father and Daughter drown after being turned away from the border, following @wetwille's "we love immigration, but we're all full up" policy.
I blame you, as a swimming couch, for not giving them lessons. Dumbasses should have stayed in the shallow end of the pool. *The Rio Grande is not a safe river to swim across for anyone - too fast and too cold. Minimal flotation device suggested, in case you get a bad leg cramp.