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Lagers (and Pilsners) make excellent Shandys.That's discrimination. You're a horrible person.
#lagerbeersmatter
Lagers (and Pilsners) make excellent Shandys.That's discrimination. You're a horrible person.
#lagerbeersmatter
Yes, please mix my beer with lemons and HFCS!Lagers (and Pilsners) make excellent Shandys.
that's what I like about Goose Island Summertime.Oh come on. Step away from the intensely flavored beer and start trying a few different pale lagers. Start appreciating beer flavors that are simple but done right. That's where refreshment is.
PEI Brewing up here makes a "beach chair lager", which is an absolutely fantastic summer beer. I'd imagine there's more than a few beer of the same sort of style available in your neck of the woods.
Deal with it, Mr. Cocoa Beans Butthole-Finger Stout.Yes, please mix my beer with lemons and HFCS!
Deal with it, Mr. Cocoa Beans Butthole-Finger Stout.
There are great lagers besides Bud, too.There are great summer beers that aren't yellow lager water.
Make some simple syrup on the stove top. Throw in a couple lemons worth of zest. Let it cool, squeeze in a few lemons worth of lemon juice, then strain out the zest and any lemon bits/seeds/whatever. Transfer to fridge and let it cool.Yes, please mix my beer with lemons and HFCS!
love this ad!
Yes, its just lemonade. However, that's probably not what you're drinking if you pop open a bottle/can.Make some simple syrup on the stove top. Throw in a couple lemons worth of zest. Let it cool, squeeze in a few lemons worth of lemon juice, then strain out the zest and any lemon bits/seeds/whatever. Transfer to fridge and let it cool.
Grab a pint glass, pour in that bottle of MGD that someone left in your fridge, top up with syrup, and serve.
All of the thirst quenching goodness you want, and fly/april still get to throw a pretentious fit at what you're doing, but none of the HFCS. Enjoy!
I dunno about reveling in mass production, but I used to really enjoy Bitburger and Pilsner Urquell.
Well if you're buying a 24 case of macrobrewery radler, you know it's gonna be shit. The ingredients list on the thing is going to be beer, HFCS, artificial flavors and preservatives - if you're lucky, they'll do the "10% real juice" sunkist thing. It's like buying a swansons microwaved dinner, you know it's gonna be shitty processed food, why fucking bother.Yes, its just lemonade. However, that's probably not what you're drinking if you pop open a bottle/can.
edit: IDGAF what anyone drinks, but I personally have the same problem with them as I do ciders - they're too sweet. I don't like anything sweet in my alcohol.
ciders - they're too sweet. I don't like anything sweet in my alcohol.
I come across as pretentious, maybe I truly am, but I'm not interested in drinking something I don't like while it goes against my caloric intake for the day. That's just not worth it.Well if you're buying a 24 case of macrobrewery radler, you know it's gonna be shit. The ingredients list on the thing is going to be beer, HFCS, artificial flavors and preservatives - if you're lucky, they'll do the "10% real juice" sunkist thing. It's like buying a swansons microwaved dinner, you know it's gonna be shitty processed food, why fucking bother.
You can get some hellishly dry cider if you look for it.
IDGAF what anyone drinks either, but I do mock people who get all pretentious and authoritative and believe certain styles of beer are below them
Yeah, I've made dry ciders, because I hate the sweet ones. I don't like them either. Maybe it's cause I didn't start my apple trees from seed though.Well if you're buying a 24 case of macrobrewery radler, you know it's gonna be shit. The ingredients list on the thing is going to be beer, HFCS, artificial flavors and preservatives - if you're lucky, they'll do the "10% real juice" sunkist thing. It's like buying a swansons microwaved dinner, you know it's gonna be shitty processed food, why fucking bother.
You can get some hellishly dry cider if you look for it.
IDGAF what anyone drinks either, but I do mock people who get all pretentious and authoritative and believe certain styles of beer are below them
Yeah, I've made dry ciders, because I hate the sweet ones. I don't like them either. Maybe it's cause I didn't start my apple trees from seed though.
I don't think beers are below me, I just scoff at people who drink shit I hate - mostly cause i know better.
At the risk of starting this all again, check out this article that showed up in my inbox today @Applesauce.Hmmmm, didn't want to get into a massive process here. Think I'll just skip all the hooch making & move along in life