Ontopic Official WhiningThread

[Amstel]

they can have some neato craft beer too. Doesn't this take a slightly higher place than a new craft brew?

 

[kiwi]

looks like peanut and i are gonna get stuck in the same thing. Relatives will be all around, thus the proverbial "wedding night" = no.

Screw that. I don't care who is around. The sex would be happening. Granted my situation is different than all yours.

 

[Duke]

Just give em some weed and hit the hot tub.

Do we need to figure out everything for you people?

 

[Petunia]

Just give em some weed and hit the hot tub.

Do we need to figure out everything for you people?

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[APRIL]

Meh. We've been having sex for 10 years. This night isn't anything different than any other night.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

She's your fucking wife
It's your wedding night
Use a towel in peanuts mouth when you're drilling her with your mechanical member

Fawk that! No thin wall, no prude family member will keep me from sexing my husband on our wedding night.
Fawk that. This is YOUR night and expected! Even god approves!

Don't the mothers' have to watch the first conjugation in your part of the world anyway?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

We didn't either. One of us was drunk and the other was exhausted. I'll let you guess which was which.

Congrats on your good penmanship today

You weren't that drunk.

 

[Petunia]

Meh. We've been having sex for 10 years. This night isn't anything different than any other night.

Bitch, you ooooooze romance. Staaaahp it

 

[Petunia]

Don't the mothers' have to watch the first conjugation in your part of the world anyway?

Yes I think so

 

[tre]

Don't the mothers' have to watch the first conjugation in your part of the world anyway?

the mom's job is that of a fluffer

 

[APRIL]

Bitch, you ooooooze romance. Staaaahp it

Do I?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Oh, you ooze something alright

 

[Petunia]

Just gonna drop this in here....

 

[Josh]

of the huge diamond ring on @fly

 

[tre]

of the huge diamond ring on @fly

it's a diamond cockring, be careful what you ask for

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

it's a diamond cockring, be careful what you ask for

In which case it will be far from huge

 

[Amstel]

it's a diamond cockring, be careful what you ask for

if it's from April, I'm guessing it goes in his ring. . .

Spoiler

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31BSHnz+Q1L._SY300_.jpg

 

[Domon]

im hijacking this instead of making my own [gay][/gay] thread.

https://www.jcrew.com/wedding/Weddi...ts/PRDOVR~36487/36487.jsp?color_name=charcoal

What do you fgts think of 6 button vests. Would obviously have a jacket for the ceremony, but pictures like the above for the reception/etc.

 

[APRIL]

The middle look is hot shit.

 

[Jehannum]

They work great with bandoliers and sombreros.