Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
they can have some neato craft beer too. Doesn't this take a slightly higher place than a new craft brew?
Screw that. I don't care who is around. The sex would be happening. Granted my situation is different than all yours.looks like peanut and i are gonna get stuck in the same thing. Relatives will be all around, thus the proverbial "wedding night" = no.
ShndnagsjsnajsbskajajaJust give em some weed and hit the hot tub.
Do we need to figure out everything for you people?
Don't the mothers' have to watch the first conjugation in your part of the world anyway?She's your fucking wife
It's your wedding night
Use a towel in peanuts mouth when you're drilling her with your mechanical member
Fawk that! No thin wall, no prude family member will keep me from sexing my husband on our wedding night.
Fawk that. This is YOUR night and expected! Even god approves!
You weren't that drunk.We didn't either. One of us was drunk and the other was exhausted. I'll let you guess which was which.
Congrats on your good penmanship today
Bitch, you ooooooze romance. Staaaahp itMeh. We've been having sex for 10 years. This night isn't anything different than any other night.
Don't the mothers' have to watch the first conjugation in your part of the world anyway?
Don't the mothers' have to watch the first conjugation in your part of the world anyway?
it's a diamond cockring, be careful what you ask for
if it's from April, I'm guessing it goes in his ring. . .it's a diamond cockring, be careful what you ask for