Ontopic Official WhiningThread

[thintoast]

Not yet.

You mean you didn't rape him in the car?

Do you have the ebolas? What is wrong with you?

 

[APRIL]

You mean you didn't rape him in the car?

Do you have the ebolas? What is wrong with you?

My parents have been with us for almost 24 hours.

 

[thintoast]

My parents have been with us for almost 24 hours.

FREE PEEP SHOW!

 

[helenabear]

My parents have been with us for almost 24 hours.

Well that puts a damper on fun celebrations

 

[JAXvillain]

My parents have been with us for almost 24 hours.

What's the problem? They can watch, right?

 

[Domon]

My parents have been with us for almost 24 hours.

looks like peanut and i are gonna get stuck in the same thing. Relatives will be all around, thus the proverbial "wedding night" = no.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

My parents have been with us for almost 24 hours.

We didn't either. One of us was drunk and the other was exhausted. I'll let you guess which was which.

Congrats on your good penmanship today

 

[Petunia]

My parents have been with us for almost 24 hours.

It's not like Carl and Maureen are gonna be right there in the room tonight (eeww are they??)
Fuck your husband tonight!
Make it memorable! Let him pump you for more than 7 minutes!

 

[Petunia]

looks like peanut and i are gonna get stuck in the same thing. Relatives will be all around, thus the proverbial "wedding night" = no.

DO YOU PEOPLE SLEEP IN THE SAME BED AS ALLLLL YOUR RELATIVES???

OMG fuck your brides when everyone goes to bed!

 

[thintoast]

LOOK AT MAUREEN BEING THE ADVOCATE FOR SEXY TIMES!!!

 

[Petunia]

LOOK AT MAUREEN BEING THE ADVOCATE FOR SEXY TIMES!!!

BECAUSE SEX IS AWESOME!
So are blow jobs (sans cum in moufz)
So @APRIL better deliver at least this one time

 

[Domon]

DO YOU PEOPLE SLEEP IN THE SAME BED AS ALLLLL YOUR RELATIVES???

OMG fuck your brides when everyone goes to bed!

doors are thin here, relatives are prudes.

 

[thintoast]

Sex is great fun. I agree. For a guy, anytime we're having sex, it's like the best moment in our entire life.

 

[thintoast]

doors are thin here, relatives are prudes.

You're gonna be married at that point.

Do they think babies come from storks?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

just do it on the dining room table and be all like "DING DING DiNG DINNER SERVED!!WOO HOO!!!"
Yeah.

 

[Petunia]

doors are thin here, relatives are prudes.

She's your fucking wife
It's your wedding night
Use a towel in peanuts mouth when you're drilling her with your mechanical member

Fawk that! No thin wall, no prude family member will keep me from sexing my husband on our wedding night.
Fawk that. This is YOUR night and expected! Even god approves!

 

[Amstel]

Don't they have hotels in Tampa? Ship them off to Motel 6, or go splurge on a wedding suite for yo-selves!

 

[Mrs. Valve]

doors are thin here, relatives are prudes.

They'll be checking the sheets he next morning when you're not looking anyways.

 

[JAXvillain]

They'll be checking the sheets he next morning when you're not looking anyways.

With a blue light.

 

[Petunia]

Don't they have hotels in Tampa? Ship them off to Motel 6, or go splurge on a wedding suite for yo-selves!

Jew must be kidding!!
@ splurging !

Not these two!