Thread Needlessly wordy descriptions of songs and song titles

had some retarded lady spill one down my back at mardi gras. I was wearing a pink shirt for the next 8 hours. hotel might as well have been on another planet with all the people there to get through
 
Behold! I have but one requirement: you must oscillate your head. Yes! Move it to and fro; preferably with with enough force to cause spinal damage. And now I shall proceed.
 
It is a great desire of mine to be not quite so short. I would also very much like to be a basketball player. In addition, it would please me immensely if I were dating a woman of exceptional beauty; if this were the case, I would most certainly contact her via telephone.