In which descriptions of songs or names of songs shall be laid out in too many words so that others may guess at the actual title for the sake of amusement. Allow me to start with a few easy samples: A man admiringly contemplates one aspect of the female form with such zeal and passion that he finds himself compelled to be truthful on the matter. A woman with limited abilities of appraisal secures ownership of what she believes to be an ascendancy to paradise. You find yourself in a warm and humid environment, thick with flora of all sorts. You can expect to perish shortly.