Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
I also hate it when dudes just walk into the bathroom and fart.
Would you rather they walked into your cube and let one rip?
I also hate it when dudes just walk into the bathroom and fart.
I had a coworker pat me on the shoulder whilst pissing. Creeped me out. I also hate it when dudes just walk into the bathroom and fart.
If someone is on the phone, I try to flush multiple times...
Would you rather they walked into your cube and let one rip?
I also don't care for the constant spitters, the feebs that have to flush the urinal several times while whizzing , and the whistlers.
ok, this whole thing intrigues me. what's with the multiple flushes? i don't get that one.
i am fascinated by this male bathroom etiquette.
Some guys do that at the urinal. I wish I knew why. Maybe they don't want you to hear their stream? I dunno.
I had a coworker pat me on the shoulder whilst pissing. Creeped me out. I also hate it when dudes just walk into the bathroom and fart.
If someone is on the phone, I try to flush multiple times...
ok, this whole thing intrigues me. what's with the multiple flushes? i don't get that one.
i am fascinated by this male bathroom etiquette.
Some guys do that at the urinal. I wish I knew why. Maybe they don't want you to hear their stream? I dunno.
I was at a bar one time taking a piss and a guy grabbed my ass. The guy next to me at the next urinal said "WTF!" I turned around without even looking at how big the guy was or anything and punched the person in the face a few times until they fell down. I kicked him on my way out the door. I walked off hearing the other guys in the bathrooom going "Did you see what that guy just did." I think they beat on whoever it was some too. I was pretty drunk or I would have stayed around to join in. Overall a very strange bathroom experience. Never ever grab a guys ass while he's at the urinal.
I'll gladly take a complement when I step away from the urinal. That's my quiet place and I'd like to be left alone while I'm there.
There is a club here with a urinal trough thing on the floor. The entire wall is a waterfall and you go pee into the waterfall. The problem is when your drunk you tend to wobble and put your hand on the wall to hold yourself steady. Right into the damn waterfall. I hate peeing there. No defined peeing space.
This is why you never make number 2 unless you are at home. As for pissing, yeah who cares you are takin a leak. If I am pissing on the side of a car I will talk to the driver, its just piss, k?
Guys are so weird.
If you just went in a fucking stall instead of trying to prissy foot around trying to not look at each others wieners at the wall shooter .. you could eliminate 95% of your fears.
The bathroom is the only truly appropriate place for body noises .. if you can't fart or burp in a bathroom .. where in the hell are you supposed to do it?
In your car when you are alone, in your house when you are alone, on your deck when you are alone, in your garage when you are alone. there are many times/places for such useless and disgusting bodily functions.
And the male looks very emasculated if he can't pee standing up, and if your feet are pointed TOWARD the toilet, you better been heaving pretty well. Peeing at a toilet is even more treacherous because of noise and splash considerations. No, men are well enough to evacuate their bladders using the space-efficient urinal (more comfortably with side "wings") and as quickly as possible. Now you know, ladies, why it takes men exactly 1.1 minutes on average to piss.
the thread title is an oxymoron, no??
WAW is so gangsta.. "Don't be touchin on me while I'm pissin home boy!!!"
and this just reminds me of what shawn said about the bathrooms in MIA... that there were 8 open urinals and 2 stalls..
and people 12 people waiting to get in the stalls.. certainly not to drop the kids off at the pool I'm sure..