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[polo]

but it wasn't funny

neithers immigration

 

[tre]

My in-laws just brought me a bottle of Don Agustin Anejo back from Mexico. I might have to start pretending I like them again.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

neithers immigration

I presume you will be staying in rainy old Ireland for your life then. Goodo!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

My in-laws just brought me a bottle of Don Agustin Anejo back from Mexico. I might have to start pretending I like them again.

I think about 2 nice phone calls should do it.

 

[tre]

Anyone think of anything worse than orange liqueur?

vanilla liqueur, and anything sour that is meant to be drunk in shots.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Anyone think of anything worse than orange liqueur?

being stabbed in the anus with a red-hot poker?

 

[tre]

I presume you will be staying in rainy old Ireland for your life then. Goodo!

no way, once he finishes up at Hogwarts he can go wherever he pleases.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

being stabbed in the anus with a red-hot poker?

I can reassure you that isn't as bad.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

no way, once he finishes up at Hogwarts he can go wherever he pleases.

I forgot the rule of emigration - you can only do it if you're white and 'useful' to society.

 

[Duke]

Anyone think of anything worse than orange liqueur?

Waking up in a bed with Fly & Drool, a room covered in chocolate, and no idea of how you got there.

Thats not the worst part. The worst part is when you find out that's not chocolate covering the room.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

no way, once he finishes up at Hogwarts he can go wherever he pleases.

omg!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Waking up in a bed with Fly & Drool, a room covered in chocolate, and no idea of how you got there.

Thats not the worst part. The worst part is when you find out that's not chocolate covering the room.

Been there, done that. Nothing that scotch can't cure right up.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

omg!

I am praying for the leia picture.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Waking up in a bed with Fly & Drool, a room covered in chocolate, and no idea of how you got there.

Thats not the worst part. The worst part is when you find out that's not chocolate covering the room.

but you thanked us before you left

 

[tre]

but you thanked us before you left

it was sarcasm

"thanks for ruining my cornhole"

 

[Phoenix]

Black sambuca

I have a friend who drinks black sambucas to get drunk then white sambucas to sober him up.

Sadly this method didn't work last time...

 

[polo]

omg!

there he is

the edgy thinly-veiled racist

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

it was sarcasm

"thanks for ruining my cornhole"

Oh, well he still had his squirrel mask on , so it was hard to tell

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Anyone think of anything worse than orange liqueur?

Those '99 whatever' things

 

[Duke]

it was sarcasm

"thanks for ruining my cornhole"

It was wrecked, um.