LUUUUUV stories

[APRIL]

Well, he'll never have to worry about the kid going hungry.

Kids don't eat saline or sillicone.

 

[tre]

Kids don't eat saline or sillicone.

sure they do.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Kids don't eat saline or sillicone.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Have we met?

 

[Duke]

Kids don't eat saline or sillicone.

Kids will eat anything. Ask Fly. He knows. How do you think he gets them in the van?

 

[APRIL]

I'm talking about Lauras obscenely fake breastestestes.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm talking about Lauras obscenely fake breastestestes.

And I'm talking about little boys wanting to feed on them.

 

[Duke]

I'm talking about Lauras obscenely fake breastestestes.

Do you think a newborn knows the difference? He'll take one look at that set and yell out 'KILIMANJARO!!!'

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I love how Duke not only knows the inner thoughts of a child, he always knows that they are well versed in African mountain ranges.

 

[Duke]

I love how Duke not only knows the inner thoughts of a child, he always knows that they are well versed in African mountain ranges.

Breasts and African Mountain Ranges. two things male children are blessed with the knowledge of at birth, like a Bene Geserit baby whose mom took the water of life too early.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Breasts and African Mountain Ranges. two things male children are blessed with the knowledge of at birth, like a Bene Geserit baby whose mom took the water of life too early.

And the lyrics to all the Beatles top 10 hits.

 

[Duke]

And the lyrics to all the Beatles top 10 hits.

Maybe on the right side of the pond. Here on the left, they know the lyrics to 'Gin'N'Juice'.

 

[tre]

wit my mind on my money and my money on my mind

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Maybe on the right side of the pond. Here on the left, they know the lyrics to 'Gin'N'Juice'.

Gotta look a bit of gin rap.

 

[APRIL]

Do you think a newborn knows the difference? He'll take one look at that set and yell out 'KILIMANJARO!!!'

Just because they are enhanced larger does not mean they make more milk, poor kid is going to be disappointed.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Just because they are enhanced larger does not mean they make more milk, poor kid is going to be disappointed.

Thanks for pointing that one out genius.

 

[Duke]

Just because they are enhanced larger does not mean they make more milk, poor kid is going to be disappointed.

No! Really! Go On! Get Out Of Here! Ya Don't Say! Really? No Way!

 

[APRIL]

I like cats.

 

[tre]

Does your cats breath smell like cat food?