LUUUUUV stories

[Thorn Bird]

let's hear 'em! we gotta lotta lovers around here...give us some good stories. or stories of friends, parents...if you know a good love story of any kind, share it!

happy valentine's day.

 

[Onnotangu]

I wub you thornie.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I had a date for this evening. I have just cancelled it. No love for me tonight. Thank god.

My valentines day story: I got one housemate flowers and a card which said:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Its pretty fucking rad
Living with you

And my other housemate got chocolate and a card that said:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pearl harbour sucks
Almost as much as I love you

Happy V Day Thorny.

 

[taivas]

BAH HUMBUG

 

[DJBrenton]

To my wife

Roses are red
violets are blue
valentines is an over-commercialised con
now haven't you got some ironing to do?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

To my wife

Roses are red
violets are blue
valentines is an over-commercialised con
now haven't you got some ironing to do?

She phoned to say she got you fuck all too.

 

[Wessels]

what is love?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me. No more.

 

[plot]

I once knew this kid on a forum from texas, he was all into anime and furries and just overall weird shit. Anyways, long story short, he was in love with his asexual sister who posted on the same forum. His sister was also living with the questionably gay owner of the forum and they raised cats togethor and pretended they were children.

Whole thing was pretty messed up... but thats exactly what love is. messed up.

 

[Wessels]

i can never ask that question expecting serious responses

 

[Wessels]

I once knew this kid on a forum from texas, he was all into anime and furries and just overall weird shit. Anyways, long story short, he was in love with his asexual sister who posted on the same forum. His sister was also living with the questionably gay owner of the forum and they raised cats togethor and pretended they were children.

Whole thing was pretty messed up... but thats exactly what love is. messed up.

yeah, that sounds pretty weird

 

[Thorn Bird]

just wait till april gets in here with some stories.

 

[Duke]

The first girl who swallowed. At the time, I thought it was love.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well, you see, sometimes when a man in a squirrel suit, and a man in a hippopotamus suit , in a hotel room...oh, and sometimes an unidentified 3rd person in a badger suit shows up with a few bottles of thunderbird an anchovy pizza and a dvd of Pretty Woman, well, godammit, if what happens next aint considered love, it should be.

 

[DJBrenton]

The first time I met the guy who later became my best friend, he was in a hippopotamus suit. Does that make it love?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The first time I met the guy who later became my best friend, he was in a hippopotamus suit. Does that make it love?

Depends
Do you wear eachothers dirty underpants?

 

[DJBrenton]

No but I have worn his dirty bra.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Sounds like to me

 

[plot]

The first girl who swallowed. At the time, I thought it was love.

just the first? i still think i'm in love everytime a chick swallows.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well, you see, sometimes when a man in a squirrel suit, and a man in a hippopotamus suit , in a hotel room...oh, and sometimes an unidentified 3rd person in a badger suit shows up with a few bottles of thunderbird an anchovy pizza and a dvd of Pretty Woman, well, godammit, if what happens next aint considered love, it should be.

Is it love if instead a badger suit, it's an antelope suit with rotating antlers?